Cordelia: "Paging Mr. Rationalization!"
Gunn: "Paging Miss About-to-be-thrown-out-a-moving-vehicle!"
Cordelia: She wouldn't be crying, you wouldn't be bruised and Angel wouldn't have had a near melba toast experience.
"Dear Boy"
Cordy: "Ahhh, you must be all worn out from sleeping for the last three days. (To Wesley) It's like living with the world's oldest teenager - he can't be having a growth spurt at two hundred and forty-eight, could he?"
Angel: "Two hundred and forty-seven."
Cordy: "Mush monster's not going anywhere, it's the place we've got to find - its disciples are human, they're killing each other. I think the fight is over how to worship it."
Angel: "This is why personally I rarely go to church. (Wesley and Cordy ignore him) I thought it was funny."
Angel: "I have a thing for convents."
Wesley: "Vampires don't come back from the dead."
Angel: "I did. And I saw her. I'm not crazy!"
Wesley: "Where?"
Angel: "Right between the clowns the big, talking hot dog.
Angel: "It was Darla. She's back - and she's human now - but I know her scent."
Wesley: "Angel - you can't just - sniff a person and know..."
Angel leans closer to Wesley and takes a breath.
Angel: "You had sex last night, with a bleached blonde."
Wesley: "Good Lord, how'd you…?"
Cordy: "That's unbelievable. (to Wesley) I didn't think you ever had sex."
Darla: "What a poster child for soulfulness you are. This is no life Angel! Before you got neutered you weren't just any vampire, you were a legend! Nobody could keep up with you - not even me. You don't learn that kind of darkness. It's innate. It was in you before we ever met. - You said you can smell me? Well, I can smell you, too. My boy is still in there and he wants out!"
(Darla holding a cross to Angel's chest, burning him.)
Darla: "See? No matter how good a boy you are - God doesn't want you!"
Angel backs away.
Darla: "But I still do."
Cordy to Wes:
"Well, I found him and we have to stop him before it's too late. We have to change our... do you have any clothes a man would wear?"
Cordelia: [Pretending to be Angel] Oh no, I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them -- oh by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday.
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talking about Angel of course Cordy: "His day is packed! Brood about Darla, brood about Darla, lunch, followed by a little Darla brooding!"
Cordy: "Time to trapse off to your shallow, soul sucking Hollywood party?"
Wes: "Premiere, actually. And...I happen to have an extra ticket."
Cordy: "Who does shallow better than me ?!!"
Cordy and Wes are surfing the net looking fo info about he shroud.
Cordy: "Here we go. Site map, membership, museum shop.....don't they have a section like things you wanna steal?"
Cordy: "Okay, Two words I don't like right off the bat...tomb and unearthed....
People, you gotta leave your tombs earthed!"
Gunn: "When are they gonna start making some pretty demons?"
Cordy is acting wacky cause of the shroud. She sees her reflection in a glass case and says this funny stuff.
Cordy: "My teeth are sooo big! I....am...pleasant. She sees a mannequin. Oh! Hello, plastic person. You're all by your lonesome in here."
Angel to Kate
Angel: "Wow! Look at you! Rushing in here all by yourself! You're the best cop ever! I'm
a cop with a mission to protect the innocent and rain on everyone's parade and obsess about my father's death
and bother people who are about to STEAL THINGS!"
"Don't say Darla! I'm sick and tired of hearing about Darla. If I hear the name DARLA one more time...and he is not distraught- he's obsessed!"-Cordelia
((About W&H)) "I don't trust them, but I know a thing or two about mind games. So do you. We played them together for over a century." -Darla "Yes, but you were just souless blood-sucking demons. They're lawyers." -Cordelia "She's right. We were amateurs." -Angel
((On Angel dying for Darla)) "Isn't the world a better place with you in it? You can save so many people. It seems she can barely save herself. [Silence from Angel] You know better than anyone that the world can be a very bad place. Take yourself out, put her in... how long will it be before she stumbles? Before she falls?" -Host
Cordy has a vision in the car on the way to find Dru and Darla.
Angel: "She should have done this before we left the hotel."
Dru puts on a hat in the store they robbed. Her cell phone is ringing. "I'm ringing!!I'm ringing...all......over."
Dru: "It's daddy!.....it's never daddy. It's the Angel beast."
Darla: "Come to punish us."
Dru: "Yeah....spank us til Tuesday. We promise to be bad if you do!"
Angel: "You're all fired."
Virginia on why Angel fired Wesley
"You know what it is? He's jealous! You had to impersonate him to rescue me and you
were too good of an Angel!"
Wesley: "You think I don't have what it takes."
Gunn: "I know you don't have what it takes."
Wes: "Guess we'll just have to find out."
Gunn: "Go on, English, make your move cause it'll be your last."
They are playing Risk, hehehehehehehe!
Merl: "What about my 100 bucks?"
Angel: "I'll owe you. Just make sure you use it for some new furniture. Bean bag chairs?...Merl."
Ann: "Hey! Guy-I-ran-over!"
Angel: "Hey! Girl-who-ran-over-me!"
Angel kicks a zombie cop's head off
Cop zombie head: "Do you understand your rights as I haaaaaaaaave..."
Angel: "I guess this isn't the best time to tell you, I just killed a cop."
Kate: "I wouldn't make a joke about that in this building no matter how invincible
you think you are."
Angel: "Of course, I mean this is the kind of cop that keeps talking
even after he's been decapitated, but they don't teach you that at the academy."
Cordy: "Hello! Gunn. Stubborn. Synonyms!"
Wes is in the hospital after being shot. (gasp!)
Wes: "Is this morphine? Well, it's bloody lovely! Hehehe!"
Willow(in a very funny appearance on the phone with our CorCor):
"Ok! We are all clear on the fact that Harmony's a vampire, right?"
Cor: "Ohhh...Harmony? A vampire? Oh my God! I am so embarassed! All this time, I thought she was a great big lesbo!"
Doug Sanders, the motivational vamp speaker: "One vampire turns two humans into vampires, they each turn two humans into vamps and so on and so on!"
Vamp group: "Turn two and the rest is food!"
Harmony to Cor: "We always said we were gonna do something cool with our lives and now look at us. You're an office manager and I'm dead."
Cordy to Angel: "You didn't just hurt me, you gave away my clothes!"
Angel: "To the needy."
Cordy: "I am the needy!"
Our lovely boy buys Cordy new clothes to make it up to her, he's so sweet! Cordy: "Ahhhhhh! You have, like, a gay man's taste!!! Lalalalalala! I have new clothes!"
Angel comments on Lindsay's loverly singing voice Angel: "What is that? Rock, country, ballad? Pick a style, pal."
Cordy: "I know you're evil and everything, but that was amazing."
Gunn: "That was kind of tight."
Wesley: "Terrific, really."
Angel: "Is everyone drunk?"
The Host tells Lindsay he should work with Angel to catch the parts guys.
Lindsay: "Work with him?"
Host: "Am I the only one who saw 48 hours?"
Angel and Lindsay doin' that 48 hours thang. Angel has a probation officer in a head lock. He goes to vamp face and what happens? Two words. Wackiness ensues.
Angel: " Can't you just taste the butter fat?"
Lindsay: "You are really gross, you know that?"
Angel: "Don't drive too fast now, lot of cops out there." Angel puts a "cops suck" sign on the back of Lindsay's truck. I am not amused.
Cordy: "How was the big fight? Big and fighty?"
Wes to the Host: "Start talking."
Host: "About my dimension? Sure. Oh. I was there, I came here, I like it here, I don't want to go there."
Psychic chick: "And you're not going (to Pylea) with them?"
Host: "I'd rather have a hydrochloric acid facial. I'd rather invite a hive of wasps to nest in my throat. I'd rather sit through a junior high school production of 'Cats'."
Angel: "What do we do? Handcuff ourselves together? Who do we know that has handcuffs?"
Ummmmm. I do.
Angel: "I'm just waiting for Wesley to have that eureka moment."
Wes: "EUREKA!"
Host: "You mean he actually SAYS it?"
Angel: "Hey! I'm not on fire! Can everyonejust notice how much fire I'm not on?"
Angel: "Let's just gather some branches to put over the car. Look! There 's some over there in that patch of sun. I'll get them!"
Host:"See, there's this prophecy."
Angel:"Great, because those always go well!"
Angel looking at his hair in glass:"This is because of going through the portal, right?"
Cordy:"No, it always looks like that."
Wesley and Gunn are about to get thier noggins lopped off.
Wesley: "Forgive me, Gunn, I should've never opened my mouth."
Gunn: "I've got a plan."
Wesley: "Oh thank God! What is it?"
Gunn: "We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus."
Fred: "I've been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark."
Angel: "Tree bark enchiladas. How's it going?"
Fred: "There's work to be done."
Group: "Hail to our new leader! HAIL!!!!!"
Wes: "Why do people keep putting me in charge of things?"
Gunn: "I have no idea."
Grusulog: "It was worth it for one moment of your intimate touch." Cordy: "That was an accident! It was kind of dark and....Oh! You mean when I hugged you."