your Western Civ prof never told you about the rise and fall of the Romans. If you're looking for an enriching, educational experience, go watch the History Channel. Or you can do what we did. Go see Gladiator and then join us for playtime with General Maximus, Cicero, maybe Haken or Juba...heck, even Commodus, if that rat bastard shakes your tree.

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