Okay, I'm
updating Dr. A's bio and profile once again, to take him through the latest
plot developments, notably the Two Dr. Abortions Saga that finally explains the
whole New Face thing, and character retooling. All those other things I keep
saying that I'll do (like updating the other character's bios which are even
more horrifically out of date to 2002) I haven't done, because I'm very lazy
like that. Anyway, I'll also be making several other little updates to this
site over the next few days, by adding newer material to the Dr. A RP/Rewrite
section below. So watch for that as it appears, as it will include Dr. A's 2005
Comeback (unfortunately it seems I never saved his initial 2004 comeback), his
February 2006 Barroom Brawl appearance, his post exiting the NGPW again, his sudden arrival in the UCE,
the “Identity Crisis” storyline with two Dr. Abortions, and the freshly made
Steve Irwin Memorial rewrite for the latest Stable Wars. Currently
playing as Dr. A and "The Rock." Don't ask,
I'm sure it will eventually get a minor character bio somewhere. I'm out!
(update to update: 9/14, updated Dr. A supporting cast bio
for 2006 & added section on the Doc's imaginary girlies; added link to Homebase Comics.
Once again I've re-done the look of the main page. You likey? Too bad if you don't, because it's going to be like this for a while because I'm lazy.
So, what are some other updates I've done? I created a new Dr. Abortion "profile" to match the updated bio I added for his retooling (Changed the picture, tweaked a few things). Also updated the character timeline - though that's pretty easy! Also, note the new "Random Pictures" thing I put under my various characters section. It's just a collection of pictures that have been uploaded to this website over time, with explanations about what the hell they are. And I added the amazing, incredible Dr. Abortion MYSPACE BLOG! Seriously. It's an blog for the new insane Dr. A. I don't update it too often, but I'm sure I'll find some use for it. Maybe. You may remember in the past I had a "rants" section on this page... but I got rid of it because it was too much like a gay blog, which I hate. But this is a blog that is actually in-character and mocks blogs. So it should be good. Or probably bad.
As I've probably said several times that I need to do, but have been too lazy to actually do, I really need to update the bios of the other characters I've run since 2003, as the bios for guys like Nakedman and Arsenic are woefully outdated. The big problem is I am really going to have to sit down and try to remember things. Could be hard, because fed reporting isn't what it used to be. Back in the day I could check the news archives for my name and read card reviews and get those "oh yeah... I remember that plotline!" moments. It may end up I'll have to fill in general histories without much detail, based on the fact that there may be huge chunks of time where I simply can't remember what I did. Oh well, whatever will be will be.
By the way, Dr. Abortion is back once again, taking over Nakedman's roster spot in the UCE. Thus his adventures in being crazy and washed up continue. Huzzah!
Well, I
THOUGHT that I’d update this place again sooner. After all, I did update it
like three times in December. I thought I was on a roll or something. Oh well,
I guess I’m just lazy. Deal with it. New content at this site includes the fact
that you may now behold the awesome power of the Fifth Anniversary Fusion Saga thingy – when
my 10 most famous characters got merged into 5. It’s an interesting read. Uhm. Maybe.
The retooled crazy ass
Dr. Abortion came back, but is now gone again. The last time I updated Nakedman with Knife was masked as Arsenic, but since then
he spent a few months masked as Count Justice for some more zany adventures
with Virtue Knight. Now he’s unmasked totally and I’m back to running Nakedman. I may update with more content, as previously
mentioned in the 12/15/05 PAST UPDATES, and with additional stuff such as the
new Dr. A BRB rewrites for 2006. Man, I really do
need to update the Flash Video subsite the most
though. That will probably be the next update. Honest.
*gasp*gasp*... It takes a lot of work to actually update crap. I mean as soon as you change something, you have to change all the links that went to it too, and you have to change the main page to actually have links to the new stuff, CRAZY!
So anyway, here is a run-down of the new content: (1) Dr. A and his supporting character biographies have been updated to reflect things up to the current date. Previously they had just gone to Feb 2002. Note that I changed the think called "Bio"... not the thing called "Profile," which I'll still need to work on sometime or perhaps just merge into the main bio page. (2) Some things have been added and some things moved around in the Dr. A RP/Rewrite Section. Totally new content to this site includes a crappy Dr. A interview, a Dr. A mock report on the BRB, and Dr. A's last post in the SHOW. Adding the new content here caused me to shift things around, and break out many posts which were previously lumped into a generic "Return of Dr. A" page into multiple pages. (3) I discovered the webpage that used to contain some Orion Pax stuff has gone inactive - and reuploaded the Orion Pax video to this site. (4) I have boldly entered 2002 by finally putting up my THIRD ANNIVERSARY SPECTACULAR! from the plotline I ran in October 2002 involving the Return of Pax.
Despite how much "Orion Pax" might sound like "suck" to you who remember him, re-reading through it was quite enjoyable to me. It took a lot of work to assemble it, as it was just laying around forever on my computer in word format with all the posts in the different feds mixed up in the order I wrote them - not bundled together by fed as they needed to be. I also had to tweak all of their html to get rid of several dead picture/video links in them, and to put in those little < p > things inbetween every line because when I originally wrote them for wrassle they didn't need them. As for the new Dr. A bios, they have snazzy new internal links in them to link to stuff all about this website.
I did a thourough search of my computer for old content and have a tenative list on future things I'll need to update the site with, including: The 5th Anniversary Spectacular (since I just got to the 3rd anniversary, this may be a while!); The Damien Kage Lockeroom Saga (Yes, I saved the ENTIRE MONTH OF POSTS, and unlike the Orion Pax RP, I saved other people's posts as well as my own. This archive will be massive!); The System of Darkness Merger at Wrasslepalooza (every post from that Wrasslepalooza Event saved, kinda like Evil vs. Evil); A definitive "History of the Future" per dictated by The TermiNAKEr (I'll explain it when it gets put up); a post I found for my abandoned FEDX character; an updated timeline for my characters; updated bios for ALL my characters and not just Dr. A and his NPCs; more links to material I've always had uploaded but are sitting with no page to showcase them; a newly updated FLASH VIDEO PAGE; and all sorts of other etc's that I'll figure out.
Oh yeah, and Merry Christmas. (UPDATE, 12/29: Twist my arm why don't you? Highland Terror demanded I put up the Kage locker room saga. Since he proved that that one person actually reads this site, and since I was suspended for 3 days and had nothing else to do, I figured I might as well! Here it is. DAMIEN KAGE LOCKERROOM SAGA Now it exists. And all I had to do is sort through, fix html on, proofread and put up 195 posts. That's all)
Hi, after 23 stellar years of life unemployed, I ended up getting a job. Actually, I ended up getting two jobs this year. Hence the no updates since February. However, since I brought Dr. Abortion back as a character last month, I was thinking I was in some need of polishing the site up and getting rid of that atrocious diarrhea background color that stained this page for nearly a year. Anyway, Dr. A is back. He was in the UWF last month, but now he’s in NGPW. I’ll be updating this site with more content soon. Notably I just realized that Dr. A’s bio only goes up through his time in the SHOW, meaning it doesn’t even go up to the Evil vs. Evil match. Wow, that was a long time ago man. By the way, he kills babies if you didn’t know.
My other characters I’m
playing is a total of 1: Arsenic. He is totally
awesome, even though Wrassle is greatly starting to suck due to the lack of
people who play it these days. They really need to find a way to get their
numbers up, or everything will die. Not that I should still be playing this
piece of crap. This October 19 I hit the 6-year point since I started playing CSlam. Ouch, I’m a total loser.
So anyway, like I said, updates coming. I was messing
around with the web archive (which you will see I utilize below for ex-BoD and CSlam pages) and found an
old Dr. A reporter interview and something I did to
mock Chevalier. Those will probably be added into the site somewhere, just for
the hell of it.
Gleetings, bitches!
Character update: Nakedman with Knife is still around
in Wrassle’s UCE, now with
super minimum activity! He’s pretty much only there to hang out with Homeless
J, who is BACK [ON CRACK]! Huzzah!
As for the content for this site, well, last night and this
morning I finally finished off the Alvarado archives, which I said I was going
to make for like over two years now. It’s not just about Alvarado, but includes
everything that went up at the Alvarado site over time. Now all that’s left is
the million other things I said I’d work on but haven’t yet, including updating
bios, the 3rd and 5th anniversary storyline archives, the
Damien Kage locker room saga, Nakedman’s
history of the future, the AoD/System Wrasslepalooza Event, etc.
Also, now there is a link to a timeline of my characters. Wanna see how many characters I have run and when? Wanna see just how much of my life I have wasted? Exxxxcelent! The math is in and I have run Nakedman for about 34 months! Another few months and I have
run him for twice as long as the next closest character who happens to be the
namesake of this site. So should this place be Nakedman
Central then? Meh.
I’ve
finally gotten rid of the rant section, what with it being lame and stupid. In
its place now is an update archive. (Note added 12/10/05: i.e. this page you
are looking at right now) I never used to save the stuff I wrote here to tell
about changes to my site. Now I will. LASTLY… today Proto decided to give up
his control of the BoD. First time
in quite a while it has changed hands. Let’s hope Jammy
doesn’t spill BBQ Sauce on it. You know, since he’s black. (Note added
12/10/05: Yeah, like one day after I wrote this, Aujam
gave “Minority Ownership” to myself and Holy Evil. So
technically it’s my Board of Doom too. Mwahaha!)
Nakedman (with
Knife) is still going strong and is my only character in Wrassle. October
marked my 5th year anniversary in online RP wrestling, or whatever it is
called. I had a celebration by bringing back my 10 most notable characters and
then swiftly killing most of them. For a short time I ran Dr. Jbortion as a joke to screw around with Super Dave in the regionals and Old Lace to run off a shitty fake Arsenic
character. But all I can handle these days is one character, so hence back to
el captain Naked.
As you can see if you’ve been
here before, I’ve totally shit-canned and redecorated the site to this bland,
boring look. This is not permanent. When I can think of some way to redesign
this place so that it looks better, I’ll go for that. I’m not sure if I’m going
to keep the rant section. In hindsight it is kind of a homosexual internet blog
thing. I dunno.
I’m going to a fairly
large effort to sniff around the internet and see what old Cyberslam
related material I can find. It’s actually quite a bitch to do that. I’m
looking for anything. Fed Webpages, stable webpages, individual slammer’s webpages,
flash videos, rewrites, all those old Cslam news sites people used to run. Any help I can get
from anyone who knows where any of that stuff is, it
would be much appreciated. I know a lot of it is gone by now. I noticed the
other day that Al Bradd’s material is no longer up
where the Big Brother site used to be, and for a while I’ve seen that
Prototype’s link to CSPN2000 has been obsolete. Yep, more and more dead links by the day… probably even some on this site,
though I’m trying to clean any dead links out. Maybe after I’m comfortable that
I have gotten all the old Cslam related material that
I can… I’ll work on getting some links to more Wrassle stuff up.
Previous Updates: 1999-2004
Man oh man,
this site has to have been updated dozens of times between its origins and to
this point. I never really noted the changes I made or what I had to say until
now. This (like the site in general) is mainly just for myself,
so you’ll probably be wholly uninterested. For my reference, the last few times
I added content to this site were: July 7, Aug 5, Oct 6, Nov
3. I eat babies and want to bone Elisha Cuthbert. That is all.