(So, you want to play Clue do ya? What you think you are some big tough problem solver or something?) Dusty: I don't think that what you just said was very nice Mr. Meanie Poop Head. (Oh, ok. So, you want to play Clue? Well, have a nice time you big tough problem solver.) Dusty: That was better. Doozer: Alright, I guess we are playing Clue cause that's what the guest wants to play and we will play what the guest wants. Yojin Musahiri: But, Doozer, you are guy who is having the celebration. I'd think that it would be up to you to choose. Doozer: No, this is a celebration for everybody. We are playing Clue damn it. No arguing. The Dude: But... Everybody in Unison: Shut up, Dude!!! The Dude: You guys just tell me to shut up? Everybody in Unison: Yeah, you got a problem. The Dude: No, I was just checking... (After all the dealing and everything is done Doozer, Dusty, The Dude, and You all pick characters. Doozer picks Mr. Green. Dusty picks Professor Plum, but in his case it should be Professor Plump. The Dude picks Mrs. Hancock, he likes the name... Han-cock... Hand-cock... anyway, You are given Ms. Scarlet. Even though you act like you don't want her, you can't hide your secret from me, big boy :)...) Doozer: Alright, I guess I'll roll first... (Doozer rolls a twelve, they use two dies for you who don't. Doozer gets enough to walk up and into the Ball Room. He decides to say who he thinks did it.) Doozer: See, myself being the genious that I am... Well, I say Mrs. Hand-on-my-Cock did it in the ballroom with you know who and they used the wrench as a sex toy. Dazz: Yuck, that was just nasty but damn cool. I'll check here so that the game can keep going... Nope, you are wrong Doozer. Now it is your turn *he points to you* (You take the two die and roll them. You get a 10, just enough to get into the lounge. You also decide to convict someone.) You: Well, I told Dusty I wouldn't rat him out on his little secret but...Plum Did It in the Lounge with a Candlestick!!! OR You: Well, I am sad to say this... but... It was Mrs. Hancock in the lounge with a dildo... oops, I mean a knife!!! OR You: Man, I really hate to be the one to rat myself out... but... I did it damn it... I confess, take me away to jail!!!