(Mrs. Hancock you say? Well, Doozer just said she did it and Dazz said she didn’t. Are you just that plain retarded?) Dusty: Actually, Dazz didn’t exactly say that Mrs. Hancock didn’t do it. He just said she didn’t do it in the Ball Room with the wrench. (Oh, fine then… proceed.) Doozer: Now, why would you think Mrs. Hand-On-My-Cock did it? She is a pretty damn ugly and dumb bitch. I mean, this is an old one but it couldn’t fit better for her. If I had a dog half as ugly as Mrs. Hand-On-My-Cock then I would shave it’s ass and teach it to walk backwards!!! Dusty: That would be funny… The Dude: Why you got to pick on me, Ms. Scarlet. See, I am a Mrs. You are just jealous because I am married and you aren’t. You will never meet a man as sensitive and kind as mine. You will just work the corner every day and night you skanky slut. (Everybody moves a couple of feet away from The Dude.) The Dude: Man, I didn’t mean that I have a man. I was just playing the part of Mrs. Hancock because she is my character. Fred Durst: Sure… I believe you man. The Dude: Even though I sensed some sarcasm there, that’s good enough for me. Dazz: Alright, I’ll check out the cards so just incase he didn’t get them right you guys can keep on playing and stuff like that… Oh, this is interesting… Very interesting… The Dude: I… can’t… stand… it… any… longer… (The Dude jumps up and tackles Dazz, then takes the cards away and looks. It was Mrs. Hancock and you were correct on everything else. The Dude is very surprised, but then… Boom, Doozer smashed the game board thingy of Clue right over The Dude’s head.) The Dude: Ow, why’d you have to go and do something like that? Doozer: You just ruined the game because you looked at the cards. Dusty: Actually Doozer, you physically just ruined the game by smashing it over Dude’s head. Doozer: Well… um… we couldn’t have played any longer anyway… You: Admit it, you shouldn’t have hit The Dude over the head with the head with that game anyway because it would’ve been over, smarty. I won!!! The Dude: Yeah, well… I just got a damn board smashed over my head and you can’t say that. You: Actually, yeah I can… I just got a damn board smashed over my head. The Dude: You suck. You: You suck… The Dude: Oh, so you just gonna say everything I say or something like that? You: Oh, so you just gonna say everything I say or something like that? The Dude: Yeah, well… I’m gay!!! You: You are? Ew, that is nasty. Here we have all been playing games while you have probably been staring at our crotches or something while popping a boner and dreaming of doing us up the butt. The Dude: I didn… I mean, I was just trying to make you sa… SHIT!!! Doozer: Well, since we can’t play anymore, which game do you want to play now? If You Haven’t Played Pictionary yet… Do it up!!!