(You are just about to play "Pictionary." Yeah dawg, "Pictionary" is the shit. Let’s go…)

Doozer: Now, I don’t know how some of you play this game, but I have a way of playing Pictionary and here it is. See, we draw a big picture on a big piece of paper, then the person who answers first and gets it right wins that round. I don’t know how the real game is played but I hope that is something like it.

The Dude: Alright, are we going to chose teams or something?

Dusty: No, I don’t want to chose teams or anything.

Fred Durst: Yeah, let’s all just answer and be on our team.

DMX: Yeah, I’m with them on this one.

The Dude: Okay, a simple "no" would have been just fine instead of being bombarded with a bunch of them.

Doozer: Alright, no teams it is. I’ll draw the first picture.

(Doozer goes up to the huge piece of paper and takes the marker and starts drawing stuff. You’ll have to use your imagination on this one… a lot because Doozer is a horrible drawer. He couldn’t draw a stick figure.)

Dusty: It’s a frog!!!

Doozer: No, it is not a frog you moron.

Dusty: It’s a plane!!!

Doozer: No, it’s not a plane either.

Dusty: It’s superman!!!

Doozer: Alright, no more answers for Dusty. Anybody else.

(There is a huge waiting period, nobody can even think of anything that looks remotely like what Doozer just drew.)

The Dude: Uh, is it a cheap whore?

Dazz: You mean Doozer’s mom?

Doozer: No, Dude it isn’t a cheap whore and Dazz you are disqualified. I should kick your ass and I would it’s just that… well… you are a little stronger than I am, but at least I haven’t dressed up as a woman.

The Dude: Yeah, but if you were a woman with the same mind you had right now, I bet you would take pictures of yourself naked.

Doozer: F(censored)cking-A right I would!!!

The Dude: Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!!!

Doozer: Alright, anybody else?

Fred Durst: It looks kind of like a piece of sh(censored)t to me.

The Dude: Is it a dildo?

Doozer: Nope, both of you are wrong.

Vince Carter: Uh, is it me scoring my fortieth point in a basketball game?

Doozer: Not only is that so wrong that it is not even close to anything remotely considerable to being correct, but everybody is now dumber having heard that.

Vince Carter: I guess that means I was wrong.

(Nobody else has even the slightest clue as in what it could be, but you have an idea. You are almost positive that one of your three answers are correct. So, you are going ask one by one…)

Doozer: Oh yeah, from now on only one answer per person.

(Go figure… well, you are going to have to chose between your four answers.)

You: I would have to say that it is… it is you!!!

OR

You: I am gonna take a wild guess, but I think it is… Tinkerbell from Peter Pan!!!

OR

You: The closest thing that resembles that to me is… A dog. A very, very ugly dog!!!