Bashir: Of all the stories you've told me, which were true and which ones weren't?
Garak: My dear Doctor, they're all true...
Bashir: Even the lies?
Garak: Especially the lies.

-- Star Trek : Deep Space Nine

Believe it or not, I have been updating this page. I just haven't bothered to upload it.

Alan, if you chance upon the site today, I thought I'd let you know that Al Jarreau was one of the musical guests on a Saturday Night Live rerun this afternoon. Ha-HA!

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"Take one and pass them back, just like your I.Q. was normal."

-- Professor Hathaway, Real Genius

All this week, it seems, VH1 is running a series called "I Love The 80's." If you are able to watch this and haven't, I highly recommend it. The first two years of the 1980's have been incredible already.

I know what you're thinking. I wasn't really cognizant of the 80's, so why am I waxing nostalgic as if I were a true part of it? Part of it has to do with the fact that I was cognizant of the early 90's, and a lot of things carried over. Part of it also has to do with a theory I've come to develop.

No, I don't consciously remember the 80's. But having been born in 1984, I believe I was given some innate love of the things around me. It was coded into my DNA, so to speak. I couldn't appreciate what was happening at the time, but when the time was right - BLAMMO! Everything would come rushing back and I'd be hooked in with all the other 20 and 30-somethings longing for the days of Falco and Xanadu.

"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."

-- G.B. Burgin

I want to apologize to anyone who actually tried to read the latest Pandamonianzia!. I frantically uploaded all the pages I could before I left old Kentucky and the broadband connection. Unfortunately, I totally forgot to upload the actual comic images. So all you got to see were the good old red X's (Which were probably funnier). I've fixed them and added a few more to make up for the inconvenience.