TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

With the money that i make from the shoes I can finally  afford the parts to bild my smell transmogrofi ray. this alows me to controll the way a person smells. YOU may wonder how would this have any thing to do with taking over the world??? A persons smell can be verry offending. causing peope to act crazy . this can be used as a powerfull weapon beacuse I then have the power to manipulate wrold powers !!!!

This would cause a world wide panic. Making it Easy for my army to squish the confused people of this earth. Using the finest of my robot slave creations to keep the order I will then force the people of this planet to eat nothing but my tasty shoes.   With all the vitamins and minerals They need I would then have them use their energy to build ships to take over other planets.

But this is not an easy job. It has taken me years to come this far. Who knows how long it will take beafore my shoes become americas favorite snack. But I am guessing that it will be some time in the near fucture.