Chapter 2: Out for Some Action or Fangirl Syndrome
"Oh, NO!" Nikkia groaned, "Not here!" But, of course it was. Yes, the three were now at Ohtori academy, where SilverWolf had decided they should go.
"Oh, yes!" SilverWolf said, smiling, "I have a few things to catch up on here." DragonGirl sighed, she knew they would be here.
"I took just this opportunity to get us matching wardrobes!" She shouted, pulling a folded and wrinkled threesome of girl’s uniforms from her all purpose random backpack.
"Good, just the thing!" SilverWolf said, "I, however, took a more prudent outfit." She slipped on a boy’s uniform, guaranteed to rouse any man’s…suspicion.
"You can’t wear that! It would make you too noticeable." Nikkia grumbled.
"Darn!" She swore, returning to donning her girl’s apparel. They trekked across the school grounds, hoping for a tantalizing peek at their favorite characters.
"Excuse me, children, but who are you?" a prim and proper woman asked of them. They stopped, startled.
"Oh you. New students." They pushed past the scheming schoolmarm to where the action was. The rose garden. Unfortunately, the action seemed to be prematurely canceled.
"Great, no one’s here!" SilverWolf shouted. Then she started to cry. Fakey sobs, but sobs nonetheless.
"Don’t worry, someday we’ll find you a support group." DragonGirl reassured her. SilverWolf gave her a crushing look, but noticed that there was some action outside the rose garden.
"LOOK!" she shouted, pure love in her voice. DragonGirl looked. Without warning, SilverWolf jumped up, ran out of the greenhouse, and jumped upon a tall guy who was standing outside the door.
"AKIO-CHAN!!!" she shouted. The man looked frightened and a bit repulsed.
"Who are you, weird girl? And why are you clinging to me???" he asked.
"I’m your love, Akio-chan, and I will never let go." She smiled dreamily, still clinging to him.
"If you don’t want your love cut short, I suggest you let go." Nikkia said, pointing to her lover’s face, which was quickly assuming the shade of his hair. She promptly let go, at which Akio leapt into a run and, mischief in her eyes, SilverWolf pursued.
"I love a good chase and celebrate!" she shouted in passing. DragonGirl and Nikkia both wiped their brows and sighed.
"Excuse me, but who are you?" A snakily beautiful blonde girl said. DragonGirl rolled her eyes. Nikkia looked at her admiringly.
"Hello, Nanami!" she said, appreciatively. Nanami looked at her strangely.
"Who are you?" she asked, suspiciously.
"I’m Nikkia, come, let’s compare bitch-notes." They walked off, recounting all the evil things they ever did to people, and DragonGirl was left alone. She sighed, lonely. All of a sudden, Miki walked up, looking confused at the fact that none of the usual people were there.
"Um, hello." He said. A random clip of a stopwatch appeared, the time reading 17:17:17. He looked annoyed at the constant interruption, then finished his sentence, "Who are you?"
"I’m DragonGirl, if you want to know where everyone else is, come with me."
Meanwhile, in the Ohtori parking lot, Akio had run out of breath. Hiding behind his beautiful car, he was sure he was out of reach of any insane anime-freaks. He, was also wrong. He jumped as a voice said,
"I really like your car." He looked up to see SilverWolf softly caressing his car.
"Ohhkay…" he mumbled slowly backing away. She looked at him, slowly advancing forward, "Look," he said, "normally I’d never turn down the chance to…you know, but you’re nuts, we have to get you to some sort of hospital for the anime mentally not good." SilverWolf indeed had a rabid glint in her eye, not entirely attributed to her insanity. All of a sudden, Nikkia and Nanami walked into the parking lot. Akio ran up to them, and said,
"Thank god, you’re here, save me from this crazy nut!!" He shuddered and hid behind Nanami. Nikkia walked towards SilverWolf, grinning broadly.
"You know what!" She yelled, "Did you know that one time Nanami killed an innocent kitten! And this other time she gave this girl a dress made of-" SilverWolf shot her a Significant Glance.
"You’re ruining my chance to score!!!" she whispered desperately. Nikkia sighed exasperatedly.
"You never had a chance!!!!" Nikkia shouted, loud enough for the entire school to hear. Just then, DragonGirl, Miki, Anthy, and Utena, walked up, having a terse conversation about eggs, Chu Chus, stopwatches, and shaved ice. They stopped just long enough to see SilverWolf leaping for Nikkia’s throat, then resumed their conversation.
As soon as Nikkia had fended the crazed SilverWolf off, DragonGirl finished her conversation, ending with a kiss on the cheek from Miki. They walked from the school grounds, all but one disgruntled.
"Hey," SilverWolf asked impatiently, "How is it that I chase Akio the entire time, but the only one who even gets a little action, is DragonGirl." DragonGirl shrugged cutely, then replied,
"Just lucky I guess." Nikkia was incensed.
"I was supposed to be with Miki!" DragonGirl shrugged again, smiling.
"Well, since I got some, I get to choose where we go next." She smiled as they walked into the sunset. Softly, an annoying voice squealed,
"LEON-CHAN!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED