The Damp and Dank Chapter Library
The Chapters
Welcome! Welcome to the first part of my lovely backpack. The front pocket, filled to the brim with the wonderful crappy scrawlings known as chapters! MuHAHAHAHAH! ::clears throat:: Mna mgne... I've got a little shmutz in my crop.. ::coughs a couple times:: Ahem.. Well, anyway. The chapters are sorted by number, and into the story arcs.
THE Beginning! Also known as The "Let's get some" Story Arc
Chapter 1: He Kinda Cute or Notre Naissance
Our very first anime visit. I decided to start us out with Pokemon, as so many other otakus started with that series as well..
Chapter 2: Out For Some Action or Fangirl Syndrome
This visit decided to be Utena, as that was the first non-TV anime I ever watched. I know, I'm frightened too.
Chapter 3: Ohayo Catfight-chan or Hero Worship
Muhahaha! This was the third anime I watched. We used to call a friend of ours Leon-chan, even though that wasn't his name.. Oh, he'd get so mad.. ::smiles dreamily::
Chapter 4: Eviller than we Thought or The Lowest Common Denominator
This one was born of five consecutive hours of Digimon, where the only thing that kept us alive was gazing upon the immature cuteness of Matt. I think that Nikkia-chan perhaps took it a little too far.
Chapter 5: Sweets for the Sweet, Crazies for the Crazy or Nihao my.... Oh, you probably know the rest.
I was playing a lot of FF7 when I wrote this. Aside from being irrationally pissed at Yuffie, I was gazing dreamily upon Cloud.
Chapter 6: The Feeling Cops or Only With Short Hair
Heh heh heh, I never thought of Genki the same way again....
Chapter 7: Weee’rrreee Baaaaaccccckkkkk!!! Or the Akio Car Pantiescapade
As the title implies, we have returned. And as the title also implies, yes, there are panties.
Chapter 8: On the Road again or Ride, Ride, Ride, Hitchin’ a Ride
This is where the chapters begin to spread out. The car is introduced and many fun things are done with Phil Collins songs. This is the end of the "Let's get some" Story Arc, in which everyone gets some but the author. ::pout::
The Akio Car Arc
Chapter 9: Mai Neko or 20/20: Sailor Moon
The entrance of my cat, Jasper. I wrote this before I had even seen ANY sailor moon, aside from Sailor Moon S the movie.
Chapter 10: It's Alive! or Doin it like they do on the Discovery Channel This one is a little risque. MOTHERS, HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!! THE AKIO CAR IS ON THE LOOSE, AND IT WANTS BLOOD! OR SEX.. WHATEVER...
Chapter 11: Carrie 3: Akio-car or We need A Bishop Over here! The conclusion to the Akio car arc, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The Arc of Randomness
Chapter 12: The Town of Losers.. (Dayton?)or In which DudeZero constantly gets the crap beat from him The introduction of our beatings character, DudeZero. He's great. Beatings! ::raises longsword of dudezero killing:: Muhahahaa!! CHARGE!! ::uses sword to muss his hair:: THAT'S WHAT YA GET!!!
Chapter 13: There is no chapter 13! or Hello, this isn't even a chapter!!! This is the first instance of the Green Room, governed by our favorite genki vietnamienne, Pokeaudio-chan!
Chapter 14: (there is no chapter 13) Too many witches spoil the anime or Oh, no, no more please! This one is Kiki's delivery service. The disney movie of animes... No, really.
The Arc of Anshi-Anjel and the Sylia car
Chapter 15: As he pleases, or DudeZero's the heroOh, the real Anjel was ticked when she read this chapter. But not at me.. At Saionji. Which is just plain weird.
Chapter 16: The wreck of the Akio-car or Hard suits a-go-go. (Not that kind of hard, you sickies!I admit, I made up the Sylia car. But dammit, I want that car!
Chapter 17: The many powers of the Sylia car or Why do you leave me, my love? Ok, so I made up JAKON, but she's become like the pseudo-chapter mom for all of the characters. Besides, I like her.
Chapter 18: You're getting warmer, or hurry up, it's getting cold! Oh, it's a question that's come up many a time between me and my Ranma-loving friends. What would happen if the water were lukewarm? The answer lies ahead.
Chapter 19: JAKON infidelity or Hell's Anjel Heh. Hell's Anjel. That's the most american title of any of these. It makes me proud to live in the land of the middle-class.
Chapter 20: Project O-no or C-ko must die.That dumb blonde is so freakin irritating. Grrr....
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