| "The Dr. Finbar Trio?
I went to see them once. Deafness has its advantages."— Ludwig
van Beethoven
The Dr. Finbar Trio are situated in Melbourne, Australia. They were gestated
in Pete's bedroom and began their career playing to an audience of one
sickly dormouse. They now play to slightly larger audiences.
Their music is informed by a number of different styles. Sometimes they
sound vaudevillian. Occasionally they are slightly rocky, and a hint of
jazz and folk are discernible from time to time. The band members themselves
are frequently unaware of what sort of music they play. That is because
they are not particularly bright.
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Pete |
Neil |
Sam |
|
Place of Origin |
Portsmouth, UK |
Donald, Australia |
Birmingham, UK |
|
Age |
Old |
Ancient |
Ancient |
|
Height |
A bit taller than Sam. |
A bit taller than Pete. |
Shortarse |
|
Figure |
Sleek |
Lives across the road from a pizza joint. |
Svelte |
|
Favourite Colour |
Amber |
Amber |
Amber |
|
Likes |
Disliking things. |
to think he will make his fortune by editing a collection of
stories about urination. |
His girlfriend, not having to choose his own clothes any
more. |
|
Dislikes |
The West Australian constabulary, The West Australian
judiciary, Prime Minister Howard, the President of the Free World, people
who think he hails from Birmingham... How much time do we have? |
Claims not to dislike anything; is obviously lying again. |
Zyban, chiefly. |
|
Comments |
Frequently |
Breaks a lot of Pete's stuff. Lacks motor-control. Not the sort of person you'd expect to cheer
you up any time soon. |
A lovely fellow. Many a wistful friend has said to him, "I
hope one day I meet a girl like you." Is safe to leave alone with your children. |
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