Hello and welcome to sex ed. with "The ABC Guy" I am here to continue to spread the word ware the late Sam Kenison left off . If you want to know why I am doing this go to my FAQ page.but now on to why you cam here in the first place.

How to eat Pussy lick the alphabet

Let's face it guys. None of us are born knowing how to eat pussy and the government dose not make a plantlet on how to to lick pussy. Mom and Dad are no help. And women don't tell us. I mean most of us are have one stroke it is like licking and Ice cream cone. And the girl is like am I being licked or weather proofed.Well that is why I am righting this to help every guy and even some of you lady's. I don't care if you don't know a thing about licking pussy or if you are like me (well I don't mean to brag but) pussy licking god (or at lest a demigod) This will help you. the next time you are with your girl. Go down on on her and lick the alphabet. It's an easy diagram to remember. She'll think your from Europe. She'll be saying "OH MERCY MERCY" you'll be saying a b c d e f g. and don't forget to do both the capital and small letter chart.And on the capital letter chart do plenty of T . Now having covered the basic's. lets move on to the more advanced stuff. Use the symbols and punctuation. like ! @ # $ % ^ & * ` ~ + = ? and don't forget you do have fingers to help in your task. well that pretty much covers it just get creative and inventive and you all the fun you want because you please her and she will appreciate it and please you back. The #1 rule is to make shere she come's before you do.

Tip: make her come at lest 3 times before you even take your pants off.