Quotage from Otogi

Need some quotes from the Sex God to brighten your day? We thought so. That's why there's a buttload of quotes on here! (Well, there will be anyway.) But until then, sink your teeth into this!
NOTE: These are all from the icky dub.
ANOTHER NOTE: They're all by Otogi, or said TO Otogi. If it's someone else talking, it is indicated.

"Oho! It seems like Lady Luck has the hots for old Duke Devlin, like everyone else. I mean, what is that? Four summons in a row?"

"Ok ladies, let's get this party started."

"Thanks ladies, you're beautiful."

"E-mail for Devil-boy! E-mail for Devlin-boy!" -Funny Bunny! Muahaha!

"No, no, Joey. Dogs don't say 'ouch', they say, 'woof woof!'"

Yami: "Looks like Another attack that Duke conveniently forgot to mention."

"Boy are you dense!"

"This guy doesn't duel like he does in the movies."

Otogi: "Let's chow down! *raids fridge*
Honda: "You don't know how hard it is to find this kind of cheese!"

Honda: "I'll ask Serenity if she wants to check out the romantic view with me! Yeaaaah..."
Otogi: "'Scuse me! *shoves Honda* Hey, Serenity, wanna check out the view?"
Shizuka: "Oh, sure!"
Honda: "That was my line! COME. ON!"

Otogi: "Hey, look! We're flying right over my gaming shop!"
Shizuka: "Oh, cool!"
Honda: "AAAAARGH!"

Honda: "Yeah, I dig this little twist!"
Otogi: "I have to admit it, Kaiba does know how to make a tournament."

Honda: "Oh, don't worry about it! It'll give me and Duke here, something to do!"
(Oh, you gotta love the blatant yaoi in that one.)

From: Bhaktilata
"I'm only one move away from breaking your heart"

From: BullaFreak
"Do you know what your problem is, Tristan? You're afraid. Afraid that Serenity might like me instead of liking you."

Otogi: *holding Serenity's hands together* Perfect! Serenity and I can look upstairs!
Shizuka: *chuckles nervously*

From an Anonymous person, yo
Duke:"I dont see a thing up here. Lets move on."
Tristan:"Why dont you stop complaning and chech in that corner."
Duke:"Theres nothing up here but hot air, and all of its coming from you Tristian, so lay off."
Tristan:"Listen lover-boy, you've been a pain in my neck ever since the day we ran into you. Its time for you to chill out and remember why we're here, ok!"
Duke:"Whats that suppose to mean, tough guy?"
Tristan:"I'm telling you to lay off Serenity, Devlin, give the girl some space."
Duke:"Do you know what your problem is, Tristian? Your afraid. Afraid that Serenity might like me instead of liking you."
Tristan:"Huh, no I'm not."
Duke:"Its not my fault, the ladies cant resist Duke Devlin. I guess I could turn the charm down."
Tristan:"Dont push me!"
Duke:"But what do you expect your not even a duelist. Just some wanna be cheerleader, whos always yelling from the sidelines,'GO YUGI, GO JOEY', its really kind of pathetic. Girls dig men of action, and, you well, your no man of action.
Tristan:"What! I'll show you action!"
Duke:"So, lets go."


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