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| PRE-Prelims hijinks?/Warming up the camcorder... |
First up... let me introduce these guys who follow the golden rule:
If the chair is empty... sit in it!
These 4 seats were just some random left over seats way at the front of the room...
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Say "Hi" guys...
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Pixie Stix!!
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Comments removed per request
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Then came the reading of the rules:
... just go read the FAQ, if you're interested
Dom: "Assuming no "no-shows" which is a pipe dream...
... we have 39 individual and 11 group entries this year"
... and in the end? The final count was 34 individuals and 8 groups
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| The Prelims Judges |



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And the judges are:
- "Our first judge is Tanzy" of Strange Candy
- "Next, our gender confused judge, Tommy"
- "In the middle we have the lovely Evelyn"
- "Next up, Mandy Lee, last year's individual winner"
- "and finally, we have Van from Otaku Generation"
Dom: "There is no contesting the judges' decisions"
Luke: "The MC's have no power..."
Dom: "Thank god for that..."
Luke: "... because I'm tone-deaf"
Dom: "... and I'm nucking futs"
Luke: "and he meant it in a family friendly way..."
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| The MC's field some questions... |
Why does this [karaoke] room keep shrinking every year?
Luke: "Usually we don't get this many people for prelims... but you know... karaoke rocks!
(I love this answer because I am the AX Karaoke Junkie...)
Just out of curiosity, how far are you allowed to strip?
MC's: ... (dramatic pause) ... "PG-13"
(um... Ami-chan asked this one... scroll down to see this crazy girl)
(garble garble) are you single (garble garble)?
Luke: "We might sing, if..."
Dom: (interrupts and clarifies the question for Luke) "... s-i-n-g-l-e... as in married to porno"
Luke: "we like to make ourselves available to our fans..."
What's your favorite anime?
Dom: "My favorite so far is GTO... because GTO is a cosplayer"
Luke: "...and I love Ranma"
Dom: "Ranma?"
Luke: "uh... it's a dude that turns into a chick..."
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| Finally... The Prelims (Group 1) |
- Contestant: Nightscape
AKA: "Naveed" & "Athena"
- Song Entry:
- Daijoubu
Kodomo no Omocha (OP)
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Setting the bar...
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Raising the bar!!
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- Contestant: Alice Chiao
- Song Entry:
- Tsubasa
Battle Athletes (TV OP)
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- Contestant: Himeka
AKA: Catherine St-Onge
- Song Entry:
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She lies! She's pretty AND she can sing...
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Doraemon impersonating Megumi's part...
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- Contestant: Doraemon
AKA: Jaimy Dixon
- Song Entry:
- What's Up Guys?
Bakuretsu Hunters (OP)
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- Contestant: Kaitlyn Robrock
- Song Entry:
- Midori no hane
(Game) Napple Tale (Shiori's Image)
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The first "I have a last minute change" person
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This girl is crazy ^_^
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- Contestant: o Amichan o
AKA: Amy Pan
- Song Entry:
- Vector
Tenkuu no Escaflowne (Movie Insert)
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- Contestant: Spitfire
- Song Entry:
- Baby! Koi ni Knockout
PucciMoni (JPop)
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Energy-charged!
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baka baka baka baka bakabakabaka!!!!!
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- Contestant: Hitori Shiroi Ohki
AKA: Serena El-Farra
- Song Entry:
- Yasashi, ii koni narenai
Ranma Nibunnoichi (Akane's Image)
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- Contestant: Miriya & Kaoru
- Song Entry:
- Over the Fantasy
Final Fantasy: Unlimited (OP)
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I can't believe they didn't make semis!
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Everybody say Be-earlied Happy Birthday
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- Contestant: Victoria Erica
- Song Entry:
- Daydream Believer
Shonen Knife (JRock)
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- Contestant: Yui Miyamoto
AKA: Mary Ann Gutierrez
- Song Entry:
- Blind Game Again
Gravitation (OP)
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Aw.. and she had this yellow Shuichi like raincoat thing on...
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And then she zoomed off the stage o_o"
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- Contestant: Linda Roberts
- Song Entry:
- Start In My Life
Meitantei Conan (ED)
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- Contestant: Daniel Komen
- Song Entry:
- Yoru no hana
Key: The Metal Idol (Insert)
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The first casualty of the vocal dampening youma...
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*stunned silence*
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- Contestant: Leland McKenzie
- Song Entry:
- Coro di Dea
Aa! Megami-sama (Movie Insert)
His vocals are AWESOME... that and this is a Hisakawa Aya vocal track (who I absolutely adore!!) Hear this performance on the media page!
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- Contestant: Heather Anacker
- Song Entry:
- Aoi Hitomi
Tenkuu no Escaflowne (Hitomi's Image)
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The first contestant to dress the part!
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Erk... this was the best pic I could get -_-"
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- Contestant: Dandan Xu
AKA: Xing Xu
- Song Entry:
- Umi no Aurora
S.E.S. (JPop)
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- Contestant: Jennifer Chan
- Song Entry:
- I'll Be Here For You
Key: The Metal Idol (ED)
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One of the best dubbed songs...
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| The Prelims (Group 2) |

"The Vesper broke down on its way from Chicago..."
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- Contestant: Ayaka
AKA: Anne Kirn
- Song Entry:
- Ride on Shooting Star
FLCL (ED)
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- Contestant: Nanakaoru
AKA: Cynthia Davila
- Song Entry:
- Kimi ni fureru dake de
Rurouni Kenshin (OP)
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"This song is dedicated to whoever cheers the loudest!"
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It's a chocobo... ... ... (no comment)
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- Contestant: Kuroneko
AKA: Veronica Grijalva
- Song Entry:
- Vivid
Final Fantasy: Unlimited (ED)
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- Contestant: Duo
- Song Entry:
- Mokona ekaki no uta
Magic Knight Rayearth (Mokona Drawing Song)
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Orere... Mokona!!
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Doremi-chan singing Candy Candy... it just seems so right...
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- Contestant: Anrui Ukimi
AKA: Elizabeth Morgan
- Song Entry:
- Candy Candy
Candy Candy (OP)
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- Contestant: "Soundsoft Elvy"
- Song Entry:
- White Destiny
Shin Shirayuki Hime Pretear (OP)
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I wonder if any of the judges got the Snow White as a servant look thing...
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This girl can dance!
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- Contestant: Whitney Richardson
- Song Entry:
- Another Chance
Utada Hikaru (JPop)
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- Contestant: Fushigi Yume
AKA: Jo-chan, Megumi, Daina, Shampoo
- Song Entry:
- Konya wa Hurricane
Bubblegum Crisis (OP)
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A hot and sizzling "harikeen"
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"I thought I'd choose a manly song to go along with my manly costume"
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- Contestant: Rosewine
AKA: Christine Chung
- Song Entry:
- For Fruits Basket
Fruits Basket (OP)
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- Contestant: USA Musume
AKA: Tiffany-Marie Austin, Kimi Pasamonte, Kimberly Gruenke
- Song Entry:
- Morning Coffee
Morning Musume (JPop)
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Shun-kun: "I think I can use a lot of energize... so let's waking up the audience"
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Feeling the music...
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- Contestant: Urd, the sexy and naughty goddess
AKA: Christine Altura
- Song Entry:
- Kono sekai de
Slayers Try (Filia's Image)
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- Contestant: Josh Rubinstein
- Song Entry:
- Diggin'
Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door (Insert)
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Invasion of the country music... yee haw...
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Ayumi getting the crowd riled up...
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- Contestant: Lauren Penn
- Song Entry:
- Desire
Do As Infinity (JPop)
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- Contestant: Stella Wong
- Song Entry:
- Miracle Moon
Sana (Beatmania Gaming/Pop'n Music 2)
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Pretty genki for someone in PJ's... it's not THAT late is it???
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I was going to put up a yaoi moment... but decided to save that for later o_O"
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- Contestant: H0-Con
AKA: Mikey Pham & Ben Hul
- Song Entry:
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- Contestant: Jennifer Bowman
- Song Entry:
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I wonder if the Kenshin on her shirt can beat up the UFO InuYasha she was holding earlier...
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| Intermission #1 |

Woo... you should've seen his classic DDR 4-step turn!
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Luke said we're gonna take a 5 minute break...
... so we took a break
... for 20+ minutes -_-
To fill in the gap, Mandy decided to entertain us by singing Star from Fushigi Yuugi, while Tommy (in his own words) "dance like an otaku instead of a real person". And to add hurt to injury, this was dedicated to "every d*** otaku who thought they could learn to dance from DDR"
(Editor's note: But at least they learned what a BEAT was from DDR... imagine no-rhythm otaku's undulating randomly to actual dance music. Oh wait, that's why I don't dance -_- *goes hide under a rock... yet again*)
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KONAMI
Luke: "We would like to thank Konami... The Official Anime Expo 2002 Preliminary Round Karaoke Sponsor... giving us various games like Yugioh..."
Dom: "Even better... Castlevania"
Luke: "Thank you, Konami"
Dom (arcade VO voice - ON): "This is a great Konami beat!"
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That Yugioh game was the Judge's Choices award.
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THE STAFF
For the video, let's say who we are...
Luke: This is Dom
Dom: This is Luke... and together we are
Audience: Dom and Luke! (the audience was very well trained)
Luke: And these are our friends and associates
Dom: There's Rob... known for his horrible horrible brain damage inducing jokes...
Luke: ... we call him our tech monkey
Dom: ... we also call him the death of the party
Luke: Next is Hank, our fearless leader
Dom: ... the Admiral of Karaoke
Dom: Over there with the 7-Up box almost on her head, Stephanie Chang
Dom: Next is Karen... the giver of chocolate covered expresso beans
--- Random quote ---
Dom: I do not take off my pants for expresso beans...
I take off my expresso... err.. pants for meeeeeeeeeee.....
Luke: Pants are the enemy of Dom
Mikey: Hey... I wear pants less than Dom does...
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| The Prelims (Group 3) |
ATTACK OF THE NO-SHOWS!!! Although there have been a few no-shows thus far, this bit takes the cake because the first SIX entries from Group 3 didn't show...
Luke: We killed all this time and they didn't even show up
Dom: s** of a b****
Luke: We mean that in the nicest possible way... we still love you guys...
Dom: Don't worry I forgive all you s**'s of b****'s
Luke: We know you're not here because you're... b.. a.. d.. pee.. ple...
Dom: Are you "so and so"?
Luke: Do you want to be "so and so"?
Dom: Did you take the cookie from the cookie jar?
Luke: Who me?
Dom: Yes you
Luke: Not me
Dom (with half the audience joining in): Then who?
Luke: "so and so"
(The contestant name have been removed from this bit to protect them from no-show flames :P)
Luke: Maybe they're at the old karaoke room...
... would someone run over there from last year?
... not the judges
... although we might not need you anymore
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I need to play this game...
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- Contestant: Sakura
AKA: Casey Jackson
- Song Entry:
- The Boat Song
Lunar: Silver Star Story (Game Insert)
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- Contestant: Sherry Weng & Stephanie Yanez
- Song Entry:
- Smile Smile
Love Hina (Insert)
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Double dose of kawaii ^_^
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| The Prelims (Group 4 - The Waiting List) |

Oh my god!! O_O
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- Contestant: B-chan
- Song Entry:
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- Contestant: Chocolate
AKA: Jennifer Smith
- Song Entry:
- My Only Star
Initial D (Insert)
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She was cold... wouldn't you be?
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Wai!! Wai!! It's a Doco group (they needed a Nabiki though)
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- Contestant: Otaku in Crime
AKA: Marie Anello, Alicia Matheson, Trisha Hopkins, Alie Gibbons
- Song Entry:
- Little Date
Ranma Nibunnoichi (OP)
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Luke: Did I tell you guys I like Ranma? I love Ranma
Dom: Luke gets the blatant "hoa???" of the night
Luke: If loving Ranma is wrong... then I don't want to be right!
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- Contestant: Eve Wolynes
- Song Entry:
- Secret ~ Dareka no Message
Slayers (Xelloss' Image)
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O, she did Xelloss' voice pretty well...
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It's now 11:03pm and I can't think of a caption... caption block!!
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- Contestant: Ayami
AKA: Marla Johnson
- Song Entry:
- Toki ni ai wa
Shoujo Kakumei Utena (Movie Insert)
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- Contestant: Randy Bautista
- Song Entry:
- Overflowing
El Hazard (OP)
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This is "Hardcore anime karaoke"? -_o
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PU!!!
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We got bored as they went through and called a couple more no-shows, so we decided to give Mokona a cameo appearance!
Why you ask?
Because... he's cute, he goes "PU!" and it annoys Dom ^_~
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- Contestant: Melissa Anacker
- Song Entry:
- Fly Me to the Moon
(what mix is this?)
Shin Seki Evangelion (ED)
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"This goes out to Kaji" - from Asuka
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Spank the monkey...
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Dom: As punish for your sins Rob wants to inflict a joke on you...
It's on a napkin if you want to see it... it's that bad...
Luke: I will read the monkey's joke
Highlight each box to read the joke... -_-
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Question: Why does Clamp like parabolas?
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Answer: X squared
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Luke: Who thinks we should spank the monkey?
Audience: Spank The Monkey!!!
Luke: Mandy will spank the monkey...
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| The Prelims ends... and then there was more waiting... |
Dom sings some song that's suppose to be the opening to the game Gatekeepers.
Anyway, he describes it as "a really bad game... before it was made into a cheesy anime..."
And for those who care... Dom got that shirt he's wearing from some random comic book store in Oregon.
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The Ohayou Song??
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Wha' tha??
Dom, what the heck is this??
And what possessed me to make an audio file of this?!
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And now for something completely different...
Luke Gottlieb, Takeuki Kawahashi and Hong Kwon perform for us... Monkey Magic from err... Monkey Magic.
... w/ special live-action visual video by Dom.
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o/~ Born from an egg on a mountain top... o/~
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| Judges' Awards!!! |
"Thank you Konami... the official sponsor of Anime Expo 2002 karaoke contest preliminary round. Ko-na-mi..." (okay, Luke has way too much fun saying this -_-)
Van's Award: Dandan Xu cuz she had a lot of heart when she was singing... and she's cute.
Ami-chan: I thought you were going to stop singing
Luke: We can do whatever we want... we got mics and you don't..."
Mandy's Award: Casey Jackson cuz this girl had moves like you wouldn't believe.
"Konami the official sponsor of Anime Expo 2002 karaoke Contest Preliminary Round. Thank you Konami"
Evelyn's Award: Leland McKenzie because he has a gorgeous baritone voice.
Tommy: First for 3 pixie stix and a Cats on Mars scribble... the violence award for an exciting display of homicide. (to Serena El-Farra)
Tommy's Award: Catherine St-Onge because she had a wonderful strong voice.
"Konami the official sponsor of Anime Expo 2002 karaoke Contest Preliminary Round. Thank you Konami"
Dom: Luke the official sponsor of speaking way too much
Tanzy's Award: Veronica Grijalva because she was able to sing through her beak.
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| And the Semi-Finalists are... |
Too lazy to transcribe all the semi-finalists so just go check out the Semi-Finals page.
The semi-finalists count... 12 individuals and 5 groups
And just for the hell of it... the NO-SHOW count was
... 15 of 50 confirmed entries...
... and 12 of 19 waiting list entries...
... for a grand total of 27!!
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