#1- Hours of fun playing with your own neck naval
#2- Being born at 18 means you can get your drivers licence right out of the tank!
#3- No achne, moodswings or puberty !! Horah!
#4- None of those annoying strugles for parental affection, the Monitores are always pleased with you! You hope!!
#5- No tough decisions about what path to take in life, natural borns are always telling you where to 'go' & a few try to 'help' you get there.
#6- Free education & immediate job placement at one of the many conviniently located slave facilities.
#7- No need for costly medical or life insurance, your 'job' at the mines is almost always 'life long'.
#8- None of those terribly hecktick family get togethers, it's just you and a petridish.
#9- Getting a date is easy thanks to those Invito Rights' groupies.
#10- You get to spend your retierment years enjoying the 'good life' at a swanky Invitro slumb.
10 more reasons why being an Invitro is cool (by JC)
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