11- If you get caught by the police you can always say that the Monitores made you do it.
12- Being a social outcast means you'll never have to waste time figuring out who your friends are cause you ain't got any!
13- You can always liven a boring party by demonstrating the self deffence technices you learned at the IV Facvility on the less popular guests.
14- Guys/girls love a good sob story and IVs got the best ones!
15- You can get into an R rated movie even if your only a 1 year old and can't even spell a 4 letter word.
16- If a girl/guy doesn't like it when you come on too strong you can always say that you were programed by Diann Hayden that way.
17- Out running linch mobs is great exercise!!
18- Being born in 2063 means you'll never have to endure the Spice Girls or the Titanic theme song on the radio. And most fortunate you'll never hear of Monica Lewinsky!
19- You never have to get into great shape cause you were made that way already!
20- You can instantly break up any unrully crowd with just a bit of will power and some of that 'weird' cabbage.
the first ten reasons being an invitro is cool
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