Ramblings 002


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subject: doodle's dupdate
date: 11:55 pm Saturday July 24, 2004
rambling:
k, doodles yellin' at me that I need an update, so I'm doin' it. I graduated, I got accepted to college, I'm going to college on the 19th, (25 days). I got a job from Gary Rittenhouse (father of Dakota and the clones), he paid me to make him a professional cd. which is currently up and online. he also recommended me to a friend of his (also by the name of gary) who is going to pay me to make 3d models of his 10-scale models so he can then make them to scale. it's seeming to be a little harder than I had previously thought, I should be able to do it, if I can actually make myself sit down and work on it. doodle saw a file I made called countdown (if it seems a little outta date, I update the real one, but not that version which is online) and she stumbled upon the ramblings from there and is yelling at me to update them. that's why I'm here. I got a digital camera and am taking crazy pictures of everything. it's a 4 mega pixel. I treat it like it's my baby. I'm living in speedway right now, but I'll be in vincennes for college (2 hours south of mooresville). I'm listening to the BBC (Box Broadcasting Channel). as of now, I've got more people willing to drive 2 hours south to see me in VU than 20 minutes north to see me in speedway. actually, phil is the only one to come up here. I'll probably go to kelli's for her birthday in a few days. I'm considering not calling destiny any more, I love her so much, but she just won't talk to me, or return calls, what I'm considing is just not calling her until after she calls me. but I may have a degree before that happens. :/ she went to chicago and never even said anything to me. oh well, she goes everywhere all the time, she's only home two days out of the summer anyway (but she'll deny that). oh yeah, other people I love whom I should mention, because people like it when I put there names in these, I don't know why, no one reads these, and I never update (tiff,nance,ronnie,amanda,doodle,kelli,destiny). there, you've been name dropped, be happy. if there is anyone out there who actually reads this crap, send me a message saying so, just so I know how many people are out there. I got a new pet, I named him turbo. he's a prairie dog, but he lives in the midwest, so he's plump. ok, so he's not so much a pet as he is something that's just living under the deck. but he's still TURBO! I wanna know why the ask cecil segment hasn't caught on, it's Cecil Berkowitz, he's famous and he's here to help. oh, lately I've been groovin' to the double disc outkast album, I endorse it. also, the last cd blur put out is really good. anyway, it's 1:05 AM and I'm tired, gonna watch a crappy movie jay got thru netflix called "The Singing Detective", jay couldn't make it thru the first 30 minutes, I wonder how long it will take for me to fall asleep.

subject: know dole 4
date: 10:55 am, Sunday May 2, 2004
rambling:
  1. Do you like to sing in the shower? sometimes
  2. Do you like to sing? sometimes
  3. Sign: capricorn
  4. righty or lefty: righty, sometimes ambi
  5. Movie: Dancer in the Dark, Gummo, Donnie Darko, Moulin Rouge
  6. song: NIN - into the void, Gary Jules - Mad World, DKC - Fear Factory, Ray Lynch - Celstial Soda Pop
  7. TV Show: The West Wing
  8. Actor: Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, Jim Carrey
  9. Actress: Björk Guthmundsdóttir
  10. Number: 88
  11. cartoon: Sealab 2021 or Clone High
  12. Do you have b/f or g/f? no and no
  13. guys/girls: girls
  14. Green/Blue: Blue
  15. Pink/Purple: Purple
  16. Summer/Winter: summer
  17. Night/Day: night
  18. you know im around when hear me say: nothing, I'm usually standing behind you with out you realizing a thing.
  19. what program are you in? the matrix. look around you, none of this is real. are you even reading this. seriously, look.
  20. How far would you go on a first date? don't do the whole dating thing
  21. FRIENDS:
  22. most blonde: phillish
  23. nicest: Chad Wood
  24. funniest: CJP
  25. tallest: Ryan "Yardstick" Kincaid
  26. best personality: Olivia
  27. which people are you open with and trust the most? Destiny, Ronnie, Austin, Chad (none more than the others, just about different things)
  28. What is the last thing you cried about or got teary over? this comes pretty rare actually, but it just so happens that last night I was watching the West Wing (my favorite show) and Toby Zeigler had his first conversation with his new born twins, Huck and Molly. some of the best acting of robert schiff's life.
  29. Whats something about people you don’t get? Senseless violence and pride over ignorance
  30. What is an object you cant live without? my glasses, that's pretty much it, I could go without everything else if I had to.
  31. silver or gold: gold
  32. diamond or pearl: Diamond
  33. sunset or sunrise: sunset
  34. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: no
  35. Do you have any piercings? no
  36. What color underwear are you wearing right now? is fuzzy a color
  37. what song are listening to right now? Gorillaz - Faust
  38. Where do you want to spend your honeymoon? don't care, maybe vietnam, always wanted to go there
  39. Favorite sport? full-contact extreme checkers
  40. whats the next cd you are going to get? probably a blank one
  41. do you wear contacts or glasses? blue
  42. have you ever won any special awards? shep
  43. What are your future goals? world domination, and to find my pants
  44. do you like funny or scary movies best? humor, for the scary generally isn't
  45. on the phone or in person? in person 1 on 1
  46. hugs or kisses? Hugs for most kisses for a few
  47. if you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? have an auction
  48. Would you rather be rich or famous? rich (I'm already famous)
  49. do u have any pets? yes
  50. what are their names? 'petey' a lovebird. I hate that bird. also jesus the cat and baby the dog, but I've seen neither in 2 years
  51. are you an alcoholic? No
  52. who sent this to you? destiny, she the only one who bothers
  53. What do you think of this person? she knows
  54. Would you consider this person a friend? I'd hope so
  55. a good friend? of course
  56. Who is the best kisser you’ve ever kissed? probably amanda, as weird as that is

subject: flower cam vote break play
date: 9:29 am Wednesday March 31, 2004
rambling:

okay, yeah, so it's been a while since I updated, I've been a little busy. I was in that Spring Play thing at the school, "Done to Death". we performed 3 nights, Thurs (decent), Fri (not so good), Sat (best night). for the following weeks since the play I've gained the minor stardom I knew would occur, still waiting for the big time to realize. anyway, that pretty much took up all my time from jan. to late march. I'm currently getting paid $20 an hour as a computer consultant. that takes up some time too, however I did have enough time to kick out a few more sites just recently, ex. DJ Rith'm-Lez's Solo Album site and JimE's Textures, showcasing my soon to be awarded prize for "Malformed Perfection". <-- that took some time too. I recently purchased a webcam, eventually I'll hook it up for internet viewing, as for now, get me on Y! or MSN mes to see it work. as long as I'm still here, might as well mention that it's spring break and that everyone in town is in florida (with the exception of myself, ronaldo and pat coughlan who vows not to leave his county this spring break). ronnie and I are contemplating writing a script for a video game (RPG) again. gonna call him again later and hook up to continue the making of it. oh yeah, I also got a new computer, the old one died. still got it though. and I just realized that I wasn't completely denying the writing about my self responsibility, I have a journal on mallmonkeys, but most of it is just links. just to keep it up and going, I'm gonna make a post on there the same as this one.

subject: ACT on your mumptions
date: 10:34 pm Friday December 12, 2003
rambling:

tomorrow is ACT's and I've taken 4 math tests in the past 2 days, I don't know if that prepared me or if it wore me out. what I do know is that I've gotta be up at the school at 8, so this'll most likely be short, cuz I've got other stuff to do besides update this dinky ol' place. I will be updating the photo section once school's out (dec 19). and I'll be adding a section on EBD called 'Cecil Says' featuring Cecil Berkowitz giving out advice, so, if you have a question; Cecil can, and might even, help. that's all for now.

subject: Diplomatic Immunity: Coming soon
date: 6:08 pm Saturday November 1, 2003
rambling:

I've been trying to get to this for a while, but I've been under some ruthless dictating I can't speak of. all I can say is...
I am General Pinochet

subject: not quite a scrauble
date: 10:03 pm Sunday August 31, 2003
rambling:

           I
           am
          the
          only
         one &
        only I
        can do,
       what the
       rest wish
      to, but be
      established
     in all means
     of expression
    that mold your
    mode to the fit
   a shape you want
  defined by others
 in this mass place
 of defiance/a lofty
acceptance now which
 guides myself back;
 to the starting of
  all of this and a
  conclusion which
   necessity is of
   course the way
    to end these
     rambles to
     abide for
      a timed
       ending
        thats
        what
         all
          is
          .

subject: writing for it's sake
date: 7:21 pm Sunday August 24, 2003
rambling:

7:06 PM 8/24/03
sorry, it's been a while since I've written anything in here, it's not that I'm neglecting this, but I just haven't had any time, school started, and it takes too much of my time, I should be exempt from such trivialities. what. yeah, your thinkin' the same thing too right, well forget it. it's my idea, so you just keep dreaming.
punk

hmmmmmm...

I got my atp plane :)
but it's tiny :(

plus I gotta go and remake the logo for the side, that's gonna suck. I'd do it now, but stupid mcafee or norton (doesn't really matter, some "anti-virus" program) decided that sales were slipping and started making viruses to sell more of their crap. it's not a big deal, just means I've gotta back up 14 gigs. 0.0 holy wasted disc space batman! eh, I've been needin' to back up most of this crap anyway. stupid pron. :(
well then again, there's also the 3dm files, that takes up a we bit, and psp files are kind big on occasion, then there's midis, which are indeed very small, but are in mass amount, and disorderly too. organizing 14 gigs would take up a whole week of non stop clickin' and sittin'. damn, this sucks.

anyway, I'm gonna rock out to some more cake.
7:21 PM 8/24/03

subject: dirty hetero's and their chicken's
date: 1:03 am Friday August 8, 2003
rambling:
"YOU ARE CLEAN AND NICE, YOU MUST BE GAY!"
"Recently I found out from a friend that one of our mutual acquaintances, who shall remain nameless, has always thought I was gay!!! I don't know how to react to this except laughed about it. I guess in America, you must be a dirty slob, sexist, grab your balls every two steps, outfit yourself from K-Mart fashion catalog, drink cheap domestic piss water "beer", walk around with pungent mystery "manly scent", and have your living quarter to be declared as a disaster area, only then you may be qualified as "Heterosexual" male. There is also a joke about this: "when a woman meets a nice guy, he is either married or gay." Wow!!! This is shocking to me. This has also explained a lot about the American cultural standard. As if the nice guys are being punished for been the nice guys..." -- Tian
I really liked that, thought I should share it here, there's not really much I hafto add to that. check out Tian's site, it's pretty humorous. also, check out PETA's chicken footage, now that is hilarious.

subject: I don't like this 'vacation'
date: 7:25 pm Monday August 4, 2003
rambling:

2:18 AM 8/2/2003
hey, it's 2:20 in the morning and I'm at my sister's house, which is actually my brothers', however he's renting it to her in attempt to become a slum lord. any way, the reason why I'm here is because I've gotta watch my 2 year old nephew michael, he's usually at my house and my mom/his grandma watches him. As for right now I've got the duty because my mom is on vacation, and I need money for props for a legomation, so that's why I took the job. with that said, I'm currently watching carson daily's late night, cuz I'm at a house with a cable modem, but no cable, so there's nothing on tv, pretty soon I'm gonna get on the classic SNES again, I already beat mega man x, well actually I got to the final, final boss in less than 2 hours, and then got bored and decided to quit, I've beaten it enough times to know that I could do it again, and the mere fact that I got there in under 2 hours was good enough for the night. well, I'm gonna go for a bit, play some super mario world, cuz I'm bored and the musical guest on carsons' sucks.
2:26 AM 8/2/2003
3:00 AM 8/2/2003
k, just got done playin' mario, now watchin' jay leno, some idiot guest is showing stupid clips of him at disney, and making gay jokes, and they're playing that white stripes song - seven nation army, and the worst part is, there's nothing better on. I don't think I'm going to go to sleep, for a long time. maybe I should play zelda - link to the past. I wish there was internet on this horrible win95 equiped laptop, then again, I wish I didn't hafto be here in the first place, but what ever get's me props.
well if there's one thing you can count on, there'll always be a girls gone wild infomercial on at 3 in the morning. why's leno on at 3 in the morning, anyway, ricki lake is discussing her sex life again.

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^^is my code for megaman X, I'm thinking about putting it back on to make sure I didn't forget any heart containers, those are the hardest to find. you should check out mallmonkeys.com or ctrlaltdel-online.com that's what I'd be doing if I had the internet, well actually, I'd be on their forums, cuz I've seen all of their stuff, so, if ya wanna find some of my rantings other then these, check it out, I'm under Jaredcheeda on them. yeah, so go there for some entertainment, the rest of this will be even less entertaining then the beggining. gonna play zelda now.
3:21 AM 8/2/2003
5:15 AM 8/2/2003
well that was fun, very nastagic, and still the best RPG ever made. EVER! wow, it's been a long day, I went to the last day of band camp today, I'm really getting tired of everyone saying that I'm supposed to be in band and trying to tell me that I should come back. no, that's it, anyone who sees this, no. don't ask. k. k. well I've got a two year old to watch in a few hours, so I'm sleeping till then.
5:17 AM 8/2/2003
9:35 AM 8/2/2003
mornin', oddly enough, despite the fact that there's no cable tv and it's just basic, there's still mtv2, and they're playing chili peppers, :)
shawn should be up pretty soon, (sister's husband/my brother-in-law) then he's going to work and the kids mine, so I'll probably hafto move this crappy laptop somewher else. it really sucks, ther corners on the top are missing, the screen can't stay up on it's own, so you hafto prop it up against something, the keyboard sucks, a few keys randomly pop out when you hit them, the mouse pad blows, etc. They're playing Beastie Boys - Sabatoge, :)
ha ha, the whole time I'm watching mtv2, they're playing control freak (you can go online and vote while your watching and choose 1 of 3 vids to play next, and while the votes are going on, they display results on the tv) at the end, between afi and some other crappy band, afi got 1%. ha ha. sorry megs, I know you worship it all, but I have my doubts of anyone who likes them and has a penis, that's just wrong. in anycase, it's obvious they are gonna play good music anymore, so it's back to zelda, wonder if it saved my game. nope, oh well, I died once, so maybe it's for the best.
10:00 AM 8/2/2003
5:19 PM 8/2/2003
I've played alot of zelda and a little bit more X, my sister got home and she brought the 2 guys she takes care of to dinner here. chicken on rice is what I had, I finally realized why I never liked rice until a few years after my sister moved out. it's not the fact that she would make it all the time, it's just that it's lacking in a steamy quality, her's is dry and kinda hard (not crunchy par sae) however I like it the opposite, soft n' moist, but it's only really good with Wendy's Sweet n' Sour sauce. which brings me to another thing, I've talked to their employees on many occasion, and have asked them what they serve that sweet n' sour sauce would adequitly be placed on, usually they have no idea and just guess nuggets. So anyway, go into wendy's and ask for some sweet n' sour sauce, they usually have an abundance (who knows when that stuff can go bad), it's also good on egg rolls or mini egg rolls (they look like pizza rolls, BUT THEIR NOT!). :)
5:28 PM 8/2/2003
I'm currently writing this on the computer in the bedroom, it's not the evil laptop, which is a good thing.
5:33 PM 8/2/2003
had to go pick up a little boy and fling him around, only dropped him on the head 3 times, the last time was his own fault.
<.<
>.>
who's reading this anyway, I thought I told you to go to MM or CAD earlier, what's your problem, this isn't interesting, someone playing zelda on SNES and complaining about rice, only I'm mundane enough to actually read this crap. well kyles' kinda mundane too.
11:42 PM 8/2/2003
I'm back at home now, and on my computer now talking to people online. this is some crazy stuff goin' on with my friends, can't talk much about it cuz that would be violation of privacy and such. (rockin' out to RHCP)
11:54 PM 8/2/2003

subject: stupid tv shows suck
date: 8:02 pm Friday July 25, 2003
rambling:
IDEAS BY JARED
a trading spaces rip off parody thing

okay, all these damn decoration shows are pissing me off, there's surprise by design, monster house (which is probably the best of this crap), trading spaces, trading spaces family, while you were out, and a slew of other crappy shows from networks other than TLC and Discovery. These show finally came to the point of my hatred that is of current when I saw another design show.

the show doesn't suck, it's actually funny, and the time it takes trading spaces to do one room (48 hours), the fab 5 change a whole house, shop, change the whole look of a guy and teach him how to look and act nice, give a fashion grooming and food lesson, and they do it all in less than a day. They're creation of such a supior show is probably the reason NBC opted to put it on Network television rather than any of those other sucky shows. Back to my point, these shows were a minor inconveniance and I just ignored them, then I found out that it's possible for these shows to not suck, and even further more, actually be good and entertaining.

that's my reason I came up with a parody idea for a show, you get a house that has two owners (husband/wife for example) and then put a curtain separating a room right down the middle. proceed with a designer for each half and and no one knows whats going on on the other side of the curtain. at the end, the curtain comes down, and the two entirely different designs (that look like crap on their own) come together to form a massive harmony of shit. and the stupid people came to get their house made over for free and be on tv, get what they deserve.


subject: Your driveway is now under diplomatic immunity.
date: 10:34 am, Thursday July 10, 2003
rambling:
by the way I just called and tried to say
I didn't mean it in that way, you can take it
back again and believe when I say that the
meaning behind this is here to stay, the lack
of interpretation is my fault, the fine line
between sanity and surrealty I walk, is like
that and this again all over once more to repeat
and finish without evidence that ought to fix
my plea, but bidding is heard on a rampage to
disembowl the greatest set of controllable
variables that I've me by storm in in a madness
declared only more so by those invoking this
ultimate mass histarical binding sense of
tuesdays berg. >!-- I realized today the Inn has
been closed for a long time, and dream forgotten;
now reastablished in concrete, for the time being
anyway. --< and so the ending is brought fourth.
night-

SOYLENT GREEN IS DOLE!!!