SOME FUNNY JOKES!! WHY GUYS ARE LIKE TOILETS! guys are like toilets some are engaged others are vacant but most are full of SHIT!!!!!!!!! Great joke! now if u listen carefully it's easy as can be the place is a little room the time is 3:30 i whispered "will it hurt or will it spoil my dress? he said "My darl, don't worry i'll try to avoid the mess i tried, but i was scared, not having been alone before but the man agreed and convinced me, it's not against the law his touch was soft and gentle his voice betrayed no sin open a little wider, let me further in then suddenl;y he gave a jerk and blood was all about it must have been a big one i'm glad he pulled it out now if u read this carefully a dentist chair u'll find it's not what u expected it's just your dirty mind This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!" ~ A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy? " His dad said, "Condoms son." The boy asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied, "The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March...." ~ A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.” The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.” The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.” ~ My short jokes My misc jokes Got any good jokes you don't see on n e of these pages and want to?? Please email them to me using the following link and i'll think about it, if u say please! LOL. thanks! :)