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Why do you call Me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say? Everyone who comes to Me and hears My words and acts on them, I will show you whom he is like: he is like a man building a house, who dug deep and laid a foundation on the rock; and when a flood occurred, the torrent burst against that house and could not shake it, because it had been well built. But the one who has heard and has not acted accordingly, is like a man who built a house on the ground without any foundation; and the torrent burst against it and immediately it collapsed, and the ruin of that house was great. (Luke 6:46-49)
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Christian Pick Up Lines:
Hey, do you need a ride to church?
I would like to pray with you
You know Jesus, me too!
Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
Do you want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Hey, nice bible!
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet everyone with a holy kiss"?
Hey, Do you want to go to Family Christian Store with me?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey, you wanna take the church van for a spin?
Is this your first time coming to our church? My name is (your name). What is your name?
Haven't we prayed together before?
Can I borrow your bible?
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Funny/Good Pick Up Lines:
Yo, Girl, U must be a car, 'cause U drive me crazy.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Do u have a name? or can i just call u mine. (Thanks Yang!)
Yo Baby, you'll be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Hey baby, do you want to go on a field trip in my pants?
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Can I borrow a quarter? (why?) So I can call my mom and tell her that I just met my future girlfriend.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? I just wanna know what to make for you in the morning!
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
Is your daddy a thief? (No.) Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
You are the only reason that I breathe, or else my heart is gonna freeze.
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