Korbin Johnson: Welcome everyone, to UCW New Era! And sitting here, is none other than the reunited Korbin Johnson and Marv Adams. And it feels great to be back together again.
Marv Adams: This is a new UCW! Not the one run by complete incompetence like the last UCW was. This one is going to be full of action and enjoyment for every body. Its a new staff and a new bunch of superstars.
K: Speaking of which, in the ring now is our President Rob Grayson, along with Vice President James Fairbanks, The Commish, and Executive Faith.
M: Looks like Rob is going to address the crowd first. Lets listen.
Rob: Welcome every body, I know your all here to watch the action in the ring, so I will not be out here for very long. As every one knows, tonights card will feature onematch, but that one match will feature the entire UCW roster. First only two of UCW's finest will start in the ring, and they will try to eliminate each other, not only by pinfall or submission, but also by over the top rope elimination. But if neither of these two eliminate the other for two minutes, another superstar will come to the ring and join the action. This will continue until there are four people in the ring at the same time. Then as one person is eliminated, a fresh man will hit the ring and join the action. And this continues until we are down to the final three, and these three will walk away with the UCW Internet Title, the newly introduced as of tonight, the UCW Hardcore Title, and the last person in the ring will walk away with the coveted UCW World Title! Now I've got some stuff to take are of tonight, so I'm getting out of here, and lets get things started.
K: Rob and the rest of the staff have headed to the back, and here comes our first superstar. It is Blade. A promising newcomer to the UCW with a very bright future.
M: Now while Blade stretches in the ring, here comes our second wrestler, Corporal Punishment Pirowski.
K: CCP slides into the ring, only to catch a face full of rubber, as Blade stomps onto his head. Blade is taking full advantage of being the first in the ring.
M: But history has shown, being the first in the ring can be a great disadvantage, since he has to beat all of the other people in the ring to win.
K: Blade follows his intial onslaught with an irish whip, into a shoulder tackle. He goes for and elbow drop, but CPP rolls out of the way.
M: This may give CPP the chance to mount some sort of offense. CPP gets up to his feet and knocks Blade down with a huge clothesline. He then gets Blade in a reverse chinlock, but the two minutes are up, and here comes Dan the Man.
K: DTM slides into the ring, and delivers a drop kick into the face of CPP. That one hurt CPP, because his hold on Blade prevented him from making any defensive move. DTM turns his swinger haymaker to Blade, but Blade ducks, and turns it into a DDT.
M: DTM was on fire, until Blade stopped him in his tracks. Now it seems that Blade and CPP are double teaming Dan the Man. They take turns delivering left and rights as they back DTM into the ropes, and send him flying over the top with a double clothesline.
K: Blade wastes no time turning on CPP, by trying to throw him to the outside, but CPP just rakes the eyes of Blade and then brings him to the mat with a snap mare. But here comes our next combatant. It is "The Dean" Jason Sanders.
M: He gets in there, just in time to stop a pin by CPP. I guess the Dean doesn't realize, this is an elimination match. It would have been to his advantage to let CPP eliminate Blade. But Blade manages to get to his feet, as CPP and Dean exchange blows.
K: Blade prepares to intervene, as he sees DTM's replacement, Chris Del' Sol, running to the ring.
M: Don't forget folks, now a new wrestler will come to the ring, as a person is eliminated, and you can be eliminated, not only but going over the top rope, but also by pin or submission. Chris meets Blade head on as the two lock arms.
K: They struggle for a moment, until Chris nails Blade in the gut, and then nails him with a quick vertical suplex.
M: The Dean is trying to push CPP out of the ring, but he can't seem to get him over as he hooks the middle rope with his legs. He backs up for a running shove, but CPP pulls down the top rope, and the Dean tumbles to the outside to the floor.
K: CPP gets back into the ring, as the next challenger is sent in. Where is he ... who is he? I don't see any body coming down the aisle.
M: It is Genocide. He just came from the crowd, and attacks CPP from behind. He punches him in the back of the head a few times, and lands an inverted DDT. Meanwhile, Blade and Chris are still duking it out in the corner.
K: Chris Del Sol climbs the middle rope, and begins to pummel Blade. But Genocide notices Chris's fragile situation, and whips CPP into the corner. He hts Chris and knock him to the outside. What a bad way to be eliminated.
K: What a bad way to be eliminated. And so far, no one has been eliminated by pin fall or submission.
M: Genocide and Blade form a temporary alliance to team up against CPP. They knock him down, and go for ... oh my God!
K: They each grab a leg, and get the Corporal in a single elevated Crab.
M: This is the first submission attempt of the night. But here comes Heart Throbber. He enters the ring, but stands back and waits. I think he is going to wait until CPP taps out, a smart plan on his part.
K: CPP taps, and we have our first elimination via submission.
K: Throbber prepares to attack, but it appears Blade and Genocide are still teaming up. They knock Throbber down and stomp on him in the corner. Could this be the start of a new tag team?
M: I guess not, Genocide turns on Blade, and applies a belly-to-back suplex. Genocide is really clearing house, as Hari-Kari comes to the ring.
K: Genocide turns to meet him head on, but Blade nails him with a low blow. Hari-Kari knocks both Blade and Genocide down with to clotheslines, but receives a kick to the face from Heart Throbber.
M: No body can seem to take advantage any more. As soon as one person gains any momentum, here is some one else to stop him in his tracks. Hari-Kari gets up and hits Heart Throbber hard with a double axhandle and follows with a roll up pin attempt.
K: Blade stops the count, and tries to pin Heart Throbber himself, but Hari-Kari stops him. Are these guys crazy? It doesn't matter who does the elimination, as long as your not the one being eliminated. Hari-Kari makes a smart move, and lets Blade eliminate Throbber by pin fall.
M: Blade and Hari Kari locks horns and let Genocide get to his feet, as the next man arrives.It is Cody "Canadian Impact" Pytlak. He is some one who should be a future superstar here in UCW. Being from Canada, we could be looking at the next Bret or Owen Hart, or Chris Benoit, or Lance Storm, or ...
K: Cody hits the ring and is met by a dropkick to the face from Genocide, knocking him back over the ropes.
M: ... or he could just be another Val Venis. Crap!
K: Now here comes Hazard. He gets into the ring and is met by Genocide and the two begin brawling. While Blade and Hari-Kari are still fighting it out. Hari-Kari nails Blade with a stiff kick to the face ...
M: Now that was the stiffest kick I had ever seen.
K: ... and then another which sends Blade over the ropes and to the floor.
M: No, that was the stiffest kick I had ever seen.
K: What a let down for Blade. He has been in there since the start of this match. We thought he would go far in this match. Oh well, there is always next time for Blade.
K: Hari-Kari sneaks up to Genocide and Hazard, and nails Genocide with a full nelson slam. Now here comes Snake Venom who attacks Hazard as soon as he gets into the ring with a spear take down.
M: Snake Venom is using this chance to get in a few punches into the body of Hazard. But Hazard is trying to fight back and stay in this match.
K: Snake picks up Hazard next to the ropes, and it looks like he is going to try set him up with a vertical suplex over the top rope. I guess this is how Snake wants to try and eliminate Hazard.
M: Snake lifts him up and tries to drop him outside. But Hazrd shifts his momentum and lands on the outside apron. He is still in this match.
K: Hazard holds onto Snake, and counters with a suplex of his own, and brings Snake over the ropes and drops him on the floor. Snake's own attempted move has been used against him and he paid for it.
M: Hazard gets to his feet on the outside apron, but then is met by a surprise kick to the face by Hari-Kari. Hazard is knocked off the apron and to the floor. What tough luck.
K: Now Genocide and Hari-Kari are the only two people we have in the ring, and here comes one half of the Brothers of Pain. It is Johnny Siema. He rushes into the ring and met by stomps from Genocide. Hari-Kari is taking a breather and is watching the action.
M: Well he is not going to be watching for long. Here comes our next superstar. Who can it be? Who is it?
K: Its Raining Men by Weather Girls? Oh no, not him. Any body but him. Not the most feared individual in wrestling today. It is ... the Gay Bandit!
M: All the other superstars stop in their tracks. No one is quite sure what to think of ... it. He gets in the ring and gives a little infeminate wave to the crowd. Most of whom seem to be pretty disgusted.
K: Rather than take their chances with the Bandit, Genocide and Hari-Kari are double teaming Johnny Siema.
M: They have Johnny against the ropes. They are going to attempt a double clothesline ... but JOhnny ducks and pulls down the ropes, and Hari-Kari and Genocide both tumble over and to the floor. Johnny Siema has just eliminated two men at once ... and look who he is stuck in there with.
K: Why Can't We Be Friends by War is playing. Who comes out to this? Here comes some one now, but he is tangled up in the curtains. Then he falls out and it is Real Deal ... wait a minute ... that is Star King. He was fired by then President Boot a long time ago. What is he doing back?
M: I guess he tried o get back in UCW hoping the new President Rob Grayson would not notice. But it ain't working. Real Deal tries to climb into the ring but trips up over the bottom rope.
K: I can't belive Real Deal is in there, who does this guy think he is? Why does he even bother?
M: Well now we are still expecting one more superstar. Who can it be?
K: Now we have Trust by Megadeath playing? What? This can only be one person. But he is not in this battle royal is he?
M: He sure can be! Here he comes, it's our president and wrestling legend, Rob Grayson.
K: He can't win his own title can he? What's going on?
M: He just walks right past Johnny and the Bandit, and goes straight to Real Deal. Real Deal tries to make a run for it, but Rob grabs him and throws him into the corner.
K: Stomps to the stomach of Real Deal, then Rob runs to the opposite corner ... and a Stinger Splash onto Real Deal. Real Deal staggers out the corner, but again is backed into the ropes.
M: Rob punches him a couple times, but Real Deal is sure staying in there, but then Rob spits into his hand, and nails RD sending him over the top rope and to the floor. Real Deal has been eliminated.
M: Here comes our next superstar. It is one half of the Doobie Brothers. It is Refer, he walks half way down the aisle then stops and watches the action.
K: But now Rob Grayson jumps over the top rope, he is continuing the assalt onto Real Deal. Looks like he just eliminated himself.
M: Rob is punching away on Real Deal as they are making their way down the aisle.
K: Now here comes Roach. Both of the Doobie Brothers are now heading down to the ring. Tag Team unity just might be what these two need to have a chance at winning either of the UCW titles.
M: Both of them climb into the ring at the same time. Mean while Johnny Siema is still tangled with the Gay Bandit.
K: Now both of the brothers attack Johnny. Johnny is pretty much fighting off three men right now. Or maybe just two and a half counting the Gay Bandit, but either way he is still out numbered.
M: Bandit is just standing back while they two on one Johnny. If any one knows about two on one situations I'd think it would have been the Gay Bandit.
K: The Doobies throw Johhny into the ropes. Johnny bounces off, but ducks a double clothesline, rebounds off the other ropes and knocks down both Doobies with a double clothesline of his own.
M: But he runs rght into the Gay Bandit. Bitch Slap from the Bandit sends Johnny into the corner. This can't be good, I think it's time for the Violator.
K: Yikes, I hate to be Johhny right now. Bandit is in the other corner. He's adjusting those shorts of his ... well, this is Pay Per View, but is still pretty disturbing.
M: Here comes Bandit, luckily Johnny is lying on his back so it looks more like we are only going to see a Bronco Buster.
K: Luckily, either way Johhny can't be to hapy right now, with the Gay Bandit bouncing up and down on his chest. Wait, Johnny just put his hands in under the Bandit, and mid bounce, gives him a shove, that sends Bandit over the top rope. The Gay Bandit is gone.
M: Now let us never speak of this again.