7/25/02

FIGHT BREAKS OUT AT CHAOS AUTOGRAPH SESSION; DOZENS ARRESTED

By Mike Hunt

     At a recent charity event for the White Homeless Orphaned Retarded Elves or W.H.O.R.E., a fight broke out between two supposed 8Ball Chaos fans.  The fight began with a friendly disagreement between some friends.  Ms. Francine Waterman and her ex-husbands current live-in mistress/pool cleaner, Ms. Daphne Montrose were having a discussion about the social ramifications of the upcoming 8Ball Chaos album, due to hit stores sometime.  While Ms. Montrose took the stance that

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