6/01/02

8BALL CHAOS CREATES WEB PRESENCE LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.  WILL THE INTERNET BE ABLE TO RECOVER?

By Jerry McHumperdink

     For the first time ever, the phenomenon known as 8Ball Chaos comes to the internet.  With their brand of in your face rock/punk/hillbilly/pop/country/classical/hip-hop/jibberish, the boys of CHAOS have set their sights on tackling cyber-space.  Though not at all illiterate on the impact of technology, 8BALL CHAOS has up to this point, stayed within the conventional means to reach their audiences.  Means such as local concerts, keg parties, all night bowling, and free face painting booths at the local fairs have been their advertising weapon of choice. 

     One fan of the band said, “Its about !@#$ing time these @$$holes decided to put up a website.  I mean, for Christ sake, my own @#$damn grandmother has three of them.  What a bunch of @$$ pirates.”  Their roadie seemed pretty upset when making these comments so I took the liberty of editing them in case the kids are reading.  At press time I tried to reach the band for comment but they were too busy to comment…something about computer training for the band and trouble finding the “ANY” key on the keyboard. 

     At any rate, look to see something different from a band website than you have ever seen before.  There are others out there but now that 8BALL CHAOS is on the web, it is this journalists opinion that NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME AGAIN!! 

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