How to Handle a Woman

ARTHUR
How to handle a woman?
There's a way, said the wise old man
A way known by every woman
Since the whole rigamarole began

"Do I flatter her?", I begged him answer
"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?"
"Do I brood or play the gay romancer?"
Said he, smiling, "No indeed"

"How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her
Simply love her
Merely love her, love her, love her"

How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her
Simply love her
Merely love her, love her, love her

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