A Jewish housepainter thinned out his paint to save money, but this lowered the paint quality a lot, and he began to feel guilty.  One Yom Kippur, he went to his rabbi and asked him what to do.  The rabbi said "Repaint, repaint, and thin no more."
(this works better if you read it out loud)

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