Much Ado About Nothing

Act 1

I pray you, how many hath he killed and eaten in these wars? 
-Beatrice

What, my dear Lady Disdain!  Are you yet living?
-Benedick

Shall I never see a bachelor of threescore again?
-Benedick

Act 2

She speaks poniards, and every word stabs.
-Benedick

Act 5

What though care killed a cat?  Thou hast mettle enough to kill care.
-Claudio

And masters, do not forget to specify, when time and place shall serve, that I am an ass.
-Dogberry

Alas, poor heart, if you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for yours.
-Beatrice

So much for praising myself, who, I myself will bear witness, is praiseworthy.
-Benedick

They swore that you were almost sick for me.
They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me.
-Benedick/Beatrice

Prince, thou art sad.  Get thee a wife, get thee a wife!
-Benedick

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