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A Russian man once found a magic lamp and rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said to him, "I will give you three wishes, but your neighbor gets twice whatever you ask for." "Fine", said the man. "I want a million dollars." The genie gave him a million dollars and gave two million dollars to his neighbor. "Now I want a beautiful woman", the man said. A beautiful woman appeared by his side and two appeared for his neighbor. "What is your last wish?", the genie asked. "Think carefully." The man answered immediately, "Beat me half to death." |