Star Trek Quotes

On the contrary, sir, I take this very seriously.  It is you I take lightly.
-Kirk ("The Trouble with Tribbles")

How are we doing, Bones?
Funny you should put it that way, Jim.  We're doing fine.
-Kirk and McCoy (Star Trek 3)

(said with joy, almost pride)
Yes! That's it! I hate this!
-Data (Star Trek : Generations)

Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.
-Riker

(said laughing)
I'm...I'm a role model.
-Picard ("The Pegasus")

I appear to be missing some memory engrams.  Oh, there they are.
-Data (Star Trek : Insurrection)
(I think you have to see it for that one to be funny)

The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the few.
-Kirk (Star Trek 3)

Excuse me...what does God need with a starship?
-Kirk (Star Trek 5)

It's never a good sign when the patient feels the need to comfort the doctor.
-the Doctor ("Survival Instinct")

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end.
-Spock (Star Trek 6)

Oh, you know the story-girl meets boy, girl modifies boy's subroutines...
-Captain Janeway ("Fair Haven")

Here are a couple of my favorite times when somebody on Star Trek quotes:

It is a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done...it is a far, far better resting place that I go to than I have ever known.
-Kirk, quoting from Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities (Star Trek 2)
This is the one performance by Shatner that almost sends a chill down my spine.

Tickle us, do we not laugh?  Prick us, do we not bleed?  Wrong us...do we not revenge?
-General Chang, quoting from the famous speech from The Merchant of Venice (Star Trek 6)

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