thoughts

David Bowie looks kind of like David Spade, only taller and sometimes with better hair.

If children are legally called minors, shouldn't adults be called majors?

It's not always as fun as you might think to lean upside down in desk chairs.

Dormitory fire alarms are a tool of the devil. So are coin-operated washing machines and dryers.

But why did the chicken really cross the road?

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