"But Austin Powers isn't funny. Dr. Evil is funny."
On comparison:
"Well, it's half of one, six dozen of the other."
On badminton:
"They used to call it minton, but they weren't very good."
On perspective:
"To astronomers, we're all the same size, within an order of magnitude."
On betting:
"If someone ever bets you that you can't fit a pool ball in your mouth, don't take them up on it."
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
If they had four door they'd be chicken sedans.
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