Narrator:  The day of the wedding arrived.  The workers had their hands full carrying out Helmsley's orders.

[RVD and his men are clearing out the WWF locker room]

RVD:  Yo, is everyone out?

Jobber:  Almost.  There's an Olympic Hero still in there. He won't leave.

RVD:  Well, MAKE him leave! C'mon! Helmsley's gonna kick my ass if we don't follow through on this!

[In the locker room,Angle is giving one of the guards a difficult time. Empty milk cartons are strewn about]

Angle: [he appears to be drunk] I'm waiting for Shane McMahon!

Jobber:  Helmsley wants your ass outta here!!

[Angle jumps up and puts the jobber in the ankle-lock submission hold]

Angle: I'm staying 'till Shane McMahon gets here. It's true. It's damn true!

Jobber: HELP!! Someone HELP! [he taps vigorously]

Angle: I said I'm waiting for Shane McMahon.  [Just then, a hand grabs him from behind]

[Angle looks up, and sees that it's Big Show]

Angle: SHOW! [The jobber gets up, but Big Show knocks him back down again with one punch] You know, Show -- I think someone spiked my milk!

Big Show: You sure all you had was milk?

Angle: Of course... olympic heroes don't drink... [Angle then passes out]

Narrator:  Big Show and Angle were reunited. Big Show told Angle about Shane McMahon jobbing to Debra's cookies, and the existence of Stone Cold - the bald-headed redneck.  Considering Angle's thirst for vengence, he handled the Stone Cold news surprisingly well.

[Angle breaks down and cries over a picture of his medals]

Angle: At last, I'll get revenge!! [he blows his nose and sniffles, then gets serious] Where the bald-headed redneck now? I'm gonna make him TAP!

Big Show:  He's with the prince at Titan Towers.  But the door is guarded by
thirty wrestlers.

Angle:  How many can you handle?

Big Show:  Ten, I guess.

Angle: Well, darn... I can't put twenty wrestlers in the ankle-lock at the same time! I need Shane McMahon to plan this...

Big Show:  But I told you, Shane McMahon fell victim to Debra's cookies!

Angle: Yeah, but... [an idea comes to him] The man in black!

Big Show:  Say what?

Angle: The man who can make Shane McMahon job will have no problem planning an attack like this! Let's go!

Big Show:  Where?

Angle:  Well DUH... Find the man in black!

Big Show:  But you don't know where he is?

Angle: I'll simply use two of my three I's: Intelligence, and Intensity! We'll find him!! Finally, I'll take my revenge on the man who stole my precious medals!!

[The scene moves back to Helmsley, shining a title-belt in his chambers]

[RVD arrives]

Helmsley: [annoyed at being interrupted] What is it?!

RVD:  Calm down, man. I emptied the WWF locker room. Thirty men guard the Titan Towers doors.

Helmsley:  Double it!  The billion-dollar princess won't be swayed by the Alliance!

RVD: The door only has one key card, and it belongs to ME [points to himself with each letter] R-V-D!

[Stephanie arrives]

Helmsley:  Damn, what do YOU want... uh... I mean...[smiles] Are you ready for our wedding? [turns to RVD] Tomorrow morning, your men will escort us to the WWF parking garage, where every limo I own will accompany us on our honeymoon.

Stephanie: Every limo but the four you sent, right Hunter? You know, the ones carrying Jericho's contract?

Helmsley:  Well... of course. Right.

RVD: [realizing there's going to be trouble] I'm out of here, man... [he leaves]

Stephanie:  You never sent the limos, did you Hunter? Well it doesn't
matter, Jericho said he'd return anyway!

Helmsley: [getting angry]  You're a spoiled bitch! Stephie always has to get what she wants...

Stephanie:  I may be a bitch, but YOU'RE nothing but a HEEL! You have to use ME to get cheap heat!

Helmsley:  [outraged]  How DARE you! [menacingly] Not another word, Stephanie!

Stephanie:  Why?  You can't hurt me.  And when I say you're a heel, it's only because you are the filthiest, most disgusting, brutal bottom-feeding trashbag BASTARD ever to walk the Earth!

Helmsley:  [furious]  I said NOT ANOTHER WORD! [He forcefully escorts Stephanie to her room and locks her in]

[Helmsley exits Titan Towers and enters the Doghouse. Austin is there. Jericho is still tied to the chair.]

Helmsley:  [To Jericho]  She's picked up your attitude AND insults! And hey, since you two are so much alike, you might have actually been HAPPY together!  But a couple like you have NO chance in this world. You'll end up hating each other until you die! So I'll just save you the trouble, and get rid if you NOW!

[Helmsley sets the machine to the maximum]

Stone Cold: WHAT?! You just set it to 'JOBBER TO THE JOBBERS', ya silly bastard!!

[Jericho screams out in pain as promo after promo quick cuts on the screen in front of him -- Rocky's very first 'blue chipper' promo, various Ultimate Warrior promos, Hogan promos, and last but not least, a Hardy Boys promo.  The entire world can hear Jericho's cries]

[Angle and Big Show hear the echoing noise from afar]

Angle: Big Show!  Listen.  It's the sound of some SERIOUS pain. My olympic heart made that sound when Austin stole my medals! It's true! But now, the man in black makes it.

Big Show:  The man in black?

Angle: The billion-dollar princess is marrying Helmsley tonight.  So the man in black is kinda pissed...

Big Show: Uh, and how do you know he even CARES about the billion-dollar princess?

Angle: I just DO, ok? It's true. It's DAMN true! [Angle and Big Show push their way through a mass of wrestling fans] Excuse me, olympic hero coming through. Pardon me, sir. Oh... sure I'll give you an autograph... yes, always drink your milk! Umm, pardon me... gotta get by... [They struggle to move even a few feet]

Big Show: [in a bellowing voice] EVERYBODY, MOVE YOUR ASSES!

[the fans bolt]

Angle: Thank You