Raw is ReBoot

 By: XeniteSarah AI @aol.com



I have part 2 done. "yay" :). OK, dedication time. I dedicate this fic to my grandmas. They were the best people I knew.

(Previously on Smackdown):
Mick - I don't think we're in Ohio anymore.

(We see the standard raw opening, followed by a shot of the diner, now full of the wrestlers and users. It feels good to have power:) )

Mick - OK we're in side a computer?

Sarah - yah

Mick - how?

Sarah - you fell through the big shiny thing, right?

Mick - yeah

Sarah - that was a portal

Rock - I don't give a monkey's a*s about how we got to this Roody Poo place, how do we get back? (affirmative grumbling are heard from everyone.)

Voice - game over, user loses

Rock - what the h*ll?

(Matrix and AndrAIa walk in)

Matrix - holy shift! The user! (points to Rock)

AndrAIa - sparky? (turns toward Rock) oh my!

Rock - what's the matter jabronies?

Edge - (wispering to Rock) He thinks you're God

(Rocky does the people's eyebrow)

Rock - so these jabronies think the people's champ is God?

Christian - yup

Rock - well, the Rock says this, cool!

(all eyes roll)

Stephanie - hey, we should stop petty fights and get down to important things. Hunter, I'm hungry.

Sarah -Whiny

Steph - Shut up!

Sarah - you s*ck anyway b*tch

Amber - oh my god! Sarah just cussed. we're all gonna die!

Sarah - Amber, the clouds are moving

Amber - shut up

(Sarah and Amber get strange looks from everyone)

Both - what

Dot - I don't know, you tell us.

(food fight begins. Don't ask why)

(Someone throws a shake that collides with 2 more shaes, making a huge mess)

Amber, Steph, and Chyna - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I
have shake in my hair!

Sarah - I just cleaned my glasses!

Y2J - My pants

Mick - Mr. Socko, what have they done to you?

(various other replies are heard)

All - (point to one another)  you did this!

(big ol' fight)

Mike - (his remote got hit) stop! on raw tonight is Vince MacMahon!

Wrestlers - boss?

Vince/Mike - have a ppv! Just make a roster of who's mad at who and there you
go.
 


To Be Continued...

By: Panther
 

Thank yous

Thanks to, my mom, for letting me use her E- mail (I have restrictions on mine).

Thanks to, Rocky, for having so many catch phrases.

Thanks to Elektra once again for letting me post this.

Disclaimers -

ReBoot is property of Mainframe inc. and I'm not working there (wrong country) or making money off this (I don't think I could).

All wrestlers are employes of  Vince MacMahon and the WWF. Yet again, I don't
work there and no money involved.

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