I have part 2 done. "yay" :). OK, dedication time. I dedicate this fic to my grandmas. They were the best people I knew.
(Previously on Smackdown):
Mick - I don't think we're in Ohio anymore.
(We see the standard raw opening, followed by a shot of the diner, now full of the wrestlers and users. It feels good to have power:) )
Mick - OK we're in side a computer?
Sarah - yah
Mick - how?
Sarah - you fell through the big shiny thing, right?
Mick - yeah
Sarah - that was a portal
Rock - I don't give a monkey's a*s about how we got to this Roody Poo place, how do we get back? (affirmative grumbling are heard from everyone.)
Voice - game over, user loses
Rock - what the h*ll?
(Matrix and AndrAIa walk in)
Matrix - holy shift! The user! (points to Rock)
AndrAIa - sparky? (turns toward Rock) oh my!
Rock - what's the matter jabronies?
Edge - (wispering to Rock) He thinks you're God
(Rocky does the people's eyebrow)
Rock - so these jabronies think the people's champ is God?
Christian - yup
Rock - well, the Rock says this, cool!
(all eyes roll)
Stephanie - hey, we should stop petty fights and get down to important things. Hunter, I'm hungry.
Sarah -Whiny
Steph - Shut up!
Sarah - you s*ck anyway b*tch
Amber - oh my god! Sarah just cussed. we're all gonna die!
Sarah - Amber, the clouds are moving
Amber - shut up
(Sarah and Amber get strange looks from everyone)
Both - what
Dot - I don't know, you tell us.
(food fight begins. Don't ask why)
(Someone throws a shake that collides with 2 more shaes, making a huge mess)
Amber, Steph, and Chyna - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I
have shake in my hair!
Sarah - I just cleaned my glasses!
Y2J - My pants
Mick - Mr. Socko, what have they done to you?
(various other replies are heard)
All - (point to one another) you did this!
(big ol' fight)
Mike - (his remote got hit) stop! on raw tonight is Vince MacMahon!
Wrestlers - boss?
Vince/Mike - have a ppv! Just make a roster of who's mad at who
and there you
go.
To Be Continued...
By: Panther
Thank yous
Thanks to, my mom, for letting me use her E- mail (I have restrictions on mine).
Thanks to, Rocky, for having so many catch phrases.
Thanks to Elektra once again for letting me post this.
Disclaimers -
ReBoot is property of Mainframe inc. and I'm not working there (wrong country) or making money off this (I don't think I could).
All wrestlers are employes of Vince MacMahon
and the WWF. Yet again, I don't
work there and no money involved.