(The drumming gets louder)

BISHOFF (looking around, scared): What is that?

(Suddenly, Bishoff is surrounded by Island natives.)

BISHOFF: Oh oh...

(Back at the WWF camp, the WCW wrestlers have yet to leave. Many of the young guys are begging Vince to hire them with hopes that their debut will be as grand as Jericho's).

(All the fans are chitchatting with the wrestlers. It's supertime)

HOGAN: Hey! Anyone seen Eric?

NASH: No. He went off to visit Billionaire Ted!

HOGAN: But he should have been back by now

SCHIVONE (stuffing food into his mouth): Where is Eric Bishoff? This is the biggest mystery in the history of our sport

ROCKY (coming out of the bamboo kitchen with an apron on): So, how do you like the Rock's cooking?! (Everyone congratulates him on his fine meal). Ah... the Rock's millions (takes a deep breath) and millions of fans enjoy his fine gourmet talents! (He happily goes back into the bamboo kitchen to prepare for dessert)

(The two Chris's - Benoit and Jericho - are busy getting drunk on some Molson Canadian. Benoit is still lamenting about his poor career decision)

(At one of the dinner tables, Edge is eating. He is being watched by every female fan that was on the Wrestle Vessel.)

EDGE (looking at the fans, perplexed): What are you all staring at? Am I having a bad hair day?

(The female fans simply smile. Edge puts on his sunglasses and continues eating)

(At Billionaire Teds, there is an unexpected visitor)

BISHOFF: TED! I have your new wrestlers!

TED: WHAT? What new wrestlers?!

BISHOFF (opens the door, and about 10 island natives enter): They want to be wrestlers!

TED: Do they have any talent?

BISHOFF: Do they need to have talent?! Most of our main eventers don't.

TED: Fine. Fine. What do they want in return for their services?

BISHOFF: Just throw money at them! What does it matter?

TED: Well done, Eric!! Now go kick Vince's ass!

BISHOFF: Hey, this is a family show! You can't say that word!

TED: Yes, whatever. Just GO!

(Bishoff heads out to the WWF camp with his new talent)

(At the WWF camp)

BISHOFF (storming in with his new talent): All right, Vince! We got some more people to kick your butt!!

VINCE (looking at Bishoff's newest aquisitions): Are you going to give them as big a push as you gave the over 40 crowd - most of which *I* made in the '80s and early '90s?

BISHOFF: Well... no. I have a hit TV show with main eventers like Hogan, Nash, and Sid! Why do I need any more main eventers? These guys are going to be my newest cruiserweights!

(Everyone starts to laugh - Wrestlers and fans alike)

BISHOFF: What is it? What are you laughing at?! (turns to the Island Natives) Go on! Get them!! What is Uncle Ted paying you for?!

(Prince Iakuea goes up to the Island Natives)

IAKUEA (speaking in some other language): Hey guys, you'll never get a push with Eric there!! Sign with Vince. He'll make you guys main eventers in a few years! Don't get stuck in a dead-end contract like the rest of us!

(The Islanders are confused for a moment... then quickly stand by Vince)

BISHOFF: HEY!! I found you! How DARE you turn on me?

(Billionaire Ted, and Jane come onto the scene and see that Eric's newest talent has left him)

TED (to Jane): Well, lovey... what should we do with Eric?

JANE: I don't know, dear. How about we fire him?

TED (looks at his teddy bear): What's that, teddy? Yes? Ok. (Turns to Bishoff) Jane and teddy have decided that you're fired, Eric.

BISHOFF: No! Wait! I'll get him next time! I will I will!! Just give me time!

TED: Sorry. Too late. (looks to Jane) Let's go back to WCW headquarters!

BISHOFF: No! Sir, please! Did I ever tell you what a great man you are?!

TED: Yes. Of course I am. (Notices Benoit a few feet away... and the empty beer cans). Malenko, go get your friend and drag him back!

MALENKO: How about we just leave him here? He'll do better with Vince anyway.

BISHOFF: Do as Master Ted commands!!

MALENKO (picking up a drunk Benoit and muttering): This ain't gonna save your job, weenie boy!

(Bishoff and gang leave)

VINCE: Well now. Shall we all get back to the Rock's dinner?

(Everyone agrees, and finishes their meal)

(In a quiet little bamboo hut, Bishoff rocks back and forth on the ground, talking to himself)

BISHOFF: You took my job from me!! Yes, Vince, you did. I will get you for it... I will get you... and you will be SORRY! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

WRESTLING ISLE - ENDING THEME

So this is the tale of our Wrestling friends
They'll feud for a long long time
They'll have to make the best of things
Because bookers are hard to find

Shane McMahon and Vin-mac too
will do their very best
To make Bishoff uncomfortable
in this tropic island mess

No pyro, no titantron, no Coors Light Beer
Not a single luxury
Like Bishoff's main eventers
It's primitive as can be

So join us here each week, my friends
You're sure to get a smile
From several stranded Wrestling stars
Here on Wrestling Isle