* PINBALL *

FUNHOUSE

"Happy": Clock is before 11:30 or frenzy is lit.

"Unhappy": Clock is 11:30 or 11:45.

"Frantic": mutliball in effect.

"C'mon in!" Wake Rudy by adding a whole credit. He's back asleep in 3 seconds. If you insert more credits he says it again. Does he say this if you insert credits in the middle of the game? If so, during which mood?

"FUNHOUSE? A ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!" Start of game. Sometimes if he has trouble dispensing the first ball he says it again.

"Ya ain't seen the likes of me!" "Howdy, [name]" Sometimes after start of game.

"Hey [name]" "Hey!" Occasionally while happy. Occasionally the latter when frantic.

"Hey [name] you can have it back!" Ball goes straight from plunger lane down right drain untouched by everything except two sensors; returns. Same if Rudy has trouble dispensing balls. Sometimes without "Hey [name]" or with [name] attached when the ball goes into the Hidden Hallway while Rudy's happy.

"Hey [name] you're up!" Ball not in play after 10 seconds.

"How was that?" ("How odd!" or "How strange!") Ball goes through top section of right in/middle/out lanes, or jet bumpers raised to max via mystery mirror. Only while happy.

"Gangway!" gangway shots hit.

"Frenzy! A ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!" Start of frenzy or super frenzy. Automatically makes Rudy happy. Also says "Frenzy!" when you receive frenzy bonus at end of ball.

"Big points!!!" While happy sometimes if million is lit, or sometimes if trapdoor shot is hit.

"Hey, [name], you stole the show!" Trapdoor shot hit for one million, while Rudy's happy.

"Great shot!" "Nice going!" Sometimes if you hit trapdoor, or you hit a lit value (besides superdog) on the crazy steps. Sometimes the first one is said if you get an extra ball, again while he's happy.

"Hey [name], there's an extra ball!" Immediately after lighting extra ball by mystery mirror or by crazy steps. When lit he repeats it while lit. Sometimes he says, "extra ball!" after you get it, all while happy.

"Hey [name], shoot again!" Rudy's not asleep, at start of extra ball. Sometimes said with "[name]" at the end.

"I feel like a million!" Million lit via mystery mirror, or quick mutliball. Sometimes he throws it in or just says "million" while million is lit. Sometimes he says "million" when you get it. Happy.

"Let's play two!" Start of multi-ball if happy or unhappy.

"Zoom!" Sometimes when you shoot the ramp in any mood.

"Lunchtime! Get a hot dog!" "Yum yum!" Superdog lit while happy.

"I'm still hungry!" Sometimes if you miss superdog after lit, and Rudy's happy.

"I'm not hungry." Superdog lit or hit while Rudy's unhappy.

"Hey, [name], go play on the steps!" Rudy's happy and crazy steps lit. If right side throughhole lit, sometimes he'll say it without, "Hey [name], or with [name] at the end.

"Maybe next time." Unlit value on crazy steps lit.

"You missed again!" "Now who's the dummy?" Crazy steps lit value missed again.

"Owww!!!!" Version 1 loud, painful. Version 2 "ehhhh!". Version 3 nasal "Owww!" if you hit Rudy or "ehhh!" when you tilt and he's not asleep.

"Gulp! Ptooey!" after a Rudy gulp (not starting multiball)

"Hey, it's only pinball!" After tilt and the ball is returned, unless Rudy's still asleep.

"This is really starting to annoy me." "What did I ever do to you?" "Big deal!" Sometimes after Rudy hit while he's happy. Usually, every other hit is followed by a statement.

"You....big.....m....sausage!" Sausage bonus, any mood.

"Here it comes [name]!" "Right back at ya [name]!" "Look out [name]!" One of these maybe said after hitting the ball into the hidden hallway while Rudy's happy, including extra ball.

"Where did you go now?" You get Rudy's Hideout, with happy Rudy.

"Hey, [name], the door's open." A few seconds after trapdoor's been open, if Rudy's happy. Sometimes said with [name] at the end.

"No way!" Occasionally after the previous quote. Considering that you only have 1-2 seconds to shoot the door after he says this, he's usually right.

"Heh heh heh." Trapdoor's shut, or sometimes if the ball goes out the left/right outlanes, while Rudy's happy.

"It's getting late." "Stay away from the clock." Occasionally when Rudy's unhappy.

"I'm not happy with you now." "You're making me very unhappy." "I thought we were pals." Occasionally when Rudy's unhappy, or immediately after a Rudy hit while he's unhappy.

"That was no accident!" Unhappy Rudy hit.

"Quit playing with the clock!" Clock moved from 11:30 to 11:45 via lock, obviously when Rudy's unhappy.

"Oh no. [Yawn] I'm sleepy. [Yawn] [Yawn] [Snore.............]" Rudy's put to sleep at midnight. Also, "Oh no" is said at start of Hidden Hallway multiball.

"Gulp. MMMmmmm. Hmmhmhmhmh. MMMMMMMMM BLEGCH!!!!" (mumbled) Multiball started by hitting the ball into Rudy's mouth. A different mumbling ending with "Ptooey!" is said if you acheive a Rudy gulp under other occasions.

"Stay away from that door!" "Stop running around!" "You don't know what's in there!" "You don't wanna go down there!" "Don't go near the door!" Randomly while Rudy's frantic.

"Hey! Close the door!" Trapdoor opened during multiball.

"Hey! Stop it!" Occasionaly while frantic or after Rudy hit, if he's happy.

"What was that??!!!!" After a Rudy hit while he's frantic, or if the game does a ball check while the ball is in play, if Rudy's happy or frantic, or if you start quick multiball while Rudy's asleep. It wakes him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Million-plus hit.

"Oh boy oh boy oh boy." Multiball ends.

"Hey [name] play again!" Game end if no credits left.

"Good night, [name]" Sometimes without [name] after entering your initials and receiving credits.

The names: Chuckie, Spunky, Bucko, Buddy, Buster, Biff, Slick. Hoping to found the T2 Billionaires Club, Rob, since achieved 1.262 Billion on T2.

PINBOT

Machine was on free play so unknown if there's a coin drop quote.

"Pinbot circuits activated" - Start button
"I am in your control" - Complete grid (open visor)
"Partial link-up" - lock one ball
"Now I see you" - lock two balls, start multiball
"Shoot for solar value" - relock ball in multiball
"Energy transferred" - collect energy value under ramp
"Tilt - all data lost" - tilt

"We control the universe" You make it through all the planets to the sun.

"Million activated" 10th vortex shot, 100,000 skill shot is x10.

Mechanical sound when the visor opens. Sounds sampled, not produced by normal sound hardware. Jack*bot's normal music is based on Pin*bot's multiball music. Pin*bot's normal music is an abstract bleepy-boopy theme.

These DON'T produce a quote: Planet awarded, Planet special, extra ball lit, extra ball awarded, ramp shot, vortext skill-shot, collect solar value (jackpot), high score, match, replay

Star Trek Next Generation

Williams went to Hollywood to supervise custom cast recording.

Start of Game: Picard, "Welcome to the Enterprise." More players added Picard says "Player 2" or 3 etc.

Flipper Button in attract mode: Doorbell followed by "Come!" During attract mode: Picard, "Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the star-ship Enterprise ..."

At start of or during missions:
Time Rift: Worf, "Sensors pick up a distortion in the space-time continuum."

Worm Hole: Riker, "Hold on tight, this could get rough." During: Picard, "Steady as she goes..." Troi, "We've gone back in time."

Search the Galaxy: Riker, "Plot a course for the Alpha quadrant." Picard compliments appropriate shots. Battle Simulation: The better it's played the more complements Picard gives. "Fantassssstic", "Brilliant", "Beyond belief", "Excellent"

Q's Challenge: "Bonjour mon capitan!" Picard, "Q, what are you doing here?" Q, "Why don't we play a little game?" Riker, "Q, we don't have time for your games." During, Q says "Ok, that's enough.", "Not bad, not bad at all.", "Now try this!"

Rescue: Computer, "Evacuate all personnel." During: Riker, "Five to beam up."

Asteroid Threat: Picard, "Suggestions?" Data, "We could destroy the asteroids in our path, sir." Picard, "Make it so." During: Picard, "Evasive maneuvers." and "Steady as she goes."

Final Frontier: Picard, "The final frontier."

Miscellaneous Data quotes: "Readings indicate a replay." "Readings indicate extra ball is lit." "Readings indicate lock is lit."

After a successful Flipper Skill Shot or Probe Launch, the Computer announces the award, "The probe has discovered a lit extra ball." Sometimes Data announces the award, "The probe has discovered Pig Points!"

Unsuccessful Probe: Data, "The probe has discovered nothing, sir."

Warp Factor: As factors are built up, Worf announces the factor. During factor 9 mode, Picard says "Prepare for MAXimum acceleration."

Start of Ferengi Multiball, "Captain, are ship is disabled, we need Duranium Spheres, now. We need them NOW."

Start of Romulan mode: Worf, "Sir, the Romulans are hailing us." Picard, "On Screen." Romulan, "We are conducting military exercises, it would be wise to change course immediately." Picard, "Fire a warning shot."

Start of Cardassian Multiball: Worf, "Sir, the Cardassians are hailing us." Picard, "On screen." Cardassian, "Leave this territory or be destroyed" then Picard, "Let's try a friendly settlement." Cardassian, "Here's your settlement, Picard!" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM or Picard, "Let's be diplomatic about this."

When lit the computer says "Hurry Up activated." Taunting quotes are said by all, including Picard, "Come!"

When lit the computer says "Holodeck activated, enter when ready."

Multiball- Lock 1: Admiral "Enterprise, the Borg have entered Federation Space. Intercept IMMEDIATELY! Admiral Fiagie out." Display shows Admiral talking, well synced with the sound.

Lock 2: Worf "Sir, a strange object is dead ahead." Picard "On screen." Display shows a miniature Borg ship. Picard "Magnify." Displayed ship becomes full-screen.

Lock 3: Borg "If you do not surrender, we will destroy your ship." Displays a bunch of Borg. Picard "We will NOT surrender." Riker "Battle stations; ready weapons" with red-alert sirens etc. Picard "Load Phasors ... Fire when ready!"

During Multiball: Borg, "You will assimilate" and "Resistance is futile". Conversation about the state of the shields and the ship in general. As each rank is collected, Picard says "Congratulations [rank]" Sometimes during the match sequence Picard says, "Captains log, supplemental. The crew performed admirably in dispatching the Borg"

Tilt Quotes: Q, "Someday you'll learn to play pinball." Worf, "You are without honor." Borg, "Pinball is irrelevant."

Outlane drain: Q (patronizingly), "Someday you'll learn to play pinball."

High Score: Worf, "You are honorable."

Buy-In: Troi, "I believe you want to continue."

Data, "Had you propelled the ball along the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded." Picard, "Thank you Mr. Data"

TWILIGHT ZONE (Bally/ Williams)

VERSION 3 Sections: each interesting Door Panel; Multiball, Powerfield, miscellaneous. Quotes about a door panel are likely there instead of somewhere else. Example, extra ball quotes are under "Light Extra Ball."

Miscellaneous

Start of game: Rod, "You unlock this door with the key of imagination."

Rod: "Player (number)" Sometimes after delayed start of multi-player games

Rod: "Not an ordinary day." "Not an ordinary day or an ordinary place" Usually when no significant switches are hit in the first few seconds of play, somewhat random

Rod: "Things are not as they first appear" Ball saver on as a ball is auto-plunged into play; sometimes just random

Rod: "Beyond this door is a dimension of mind." Random

Rod: "Beyond this door is a dimension of time." Random

Rod: "Deal with the devil at your own risk, in the twilight zone." Tilt. No quote for "Danger" warnings.

Powerfield

Power: "Are you ready to battle? Feel lucky?" Lighting Battle the Power (after the first time, "feel lucky" is omitted.

Power: "Huh huh huh huh" First entrance to the Powerfield, hitting unlit Power Payoff targets.

Power: "Lucky" Second entrance to Powerfield

Power: "Stop it!" Third entrance to Powerfield

Power: "Uhhhhhhhhhhh (grunting)"

Defeating Power during regular Powerfield play.

Power: "Ha ha ha ha" Draining from Powerfield

Rod: "Never underestimate power in the twilight zone." 1st Powerfield drain

Power: "No..." Entering Powerfield during Powerball Mania

Power: "Three, two, one" Counting down your Powerfield time

MultiBall

Rod: "Beyond this door is a dimension of sight." Locking ball one (robot says "Don't touch the door" once)

Rod: "Beyond this door is a dimension of sound." Locking ball two (robot says "Don't touch the door" twice)

Robot: "Don't touch the door, don't touch the door, don't touch the door,..." Starting piano multiball

Robot: "Faster" Sometimes while Multi-Ball restart is lit

Robot: "You can do it" Also said while Multi-Ball restart is lit

Robot: "Oh no" Multi-Ball restart times out.

Rod: "You have just taken a detour through the Twilight Zone." Multi-Ball restart times out, regular play resumes.

Robot: "Don't miss" Jackpot lit via Camera

Rod: "You have just crossed over into the Twilight Zone." Soon after first ball is autolaunched during normal multiball

Power: "Jackpot!" Collecting a piano Jackpot.

Powerball: "Powerballll" Powerball detected on the field. You get a Powerball loop, start Powerball mania, or collect a Jackpot with and doubled by Powerball

Power: "Miss, and you lose it all!" "Give it back!" "It's not yours" "Too hot to handle?" "Put it back!"

Robot: "Put it back." Taunting while attempting to load the Gumball Machine with Powerball

End of Game Quotes

Rod: "Player (number): not an ordinary game, nor an ordinary player." Just before getting to enter your initials for a high score. Once per game.

Gomez: "Greeeeeed" (after buying an Extra Ball)

Lost in the Zone

Rod: "You have come to the end of your journey. Survival is everything." Starting Lost in the Zone

Power: "Five, four, three, two, one." Counting down your time remaining during LITZ

Town Square Madness

Rod: "There's madness in town square" Starting Town Square Madness

Crowd: "AAAAAHHH! Oh no!" Screaming as you hit the jets or the slingshots during Town Square Madness

Light Extra Ball

Rod: "An opportunity awaits you in the form .. of an extra ball." Lighting an Extra Ball by the door panel or any other method.

Robot: "Get the extra ball" Extra ball lit at the lock lane.

Tina: "Hi, I'm talking Tina, here's your extra ball, hee hee hee hee" Collecting first EB

Tina: "Here's your extra ball, hee hee hee hee" Collecting subsequent EBs

Robot: "Wubba wubba wubba" Earned extra ball served to the manual plunger lane.

Clock Millions

Rod: "This clock ... is worth millions." Starting Clock Millions

Clock Chaos

Rod: "Time is a one-way street ... except in the Twilight Zone." Starting Clock Chaos.

Robot: "Wubba wubba wubba" Hitting the clock target during Clock Chaos.

Rudy: "Quit playin' with the clock!" Said after 6 hits in Clock Chaos.

The Camera

Rod: "This is a most unusual camera." Lighting the Camera via the Camera door panel.

Rod: "Picture the future." Lighting the Camera via robots.

Robot: "Look to the future." Sometimes after the Camera has been lit.

Robot: "The robots can help." One more robot lights extra ball or camera.

Hitchhiker

Rod: "Note the hitchhiker by the side of the road" Getting the Hitchhiker Panel.

Hitchhiker: "Going my way?" Scoring a Triple Pickup whenever it does not light "Battle the Power".

Collecting the Camera: Hitchhiker Award whenever it does not light

"Battle the Power"; i.e. "Battle the Power" is already lit.

The Spiral

Rod: "The spiral awaits you" Starting the Spiral Round

Robot: "Enter the spiral" Useless quote said near the start of the Spiral Round

Robot: "One. Two. Three." Collecting the first, second, and third Spirals respectively during the Spiral Round.

Robot: "Breakthrough!" Collecting Spiral Breakthroughs.

Robot: "Don't go near the spiral" Sometimes said when left spiral lit via the right inlane.

10 Million

Rod: "Ten million points." Getting the 10M panel.

Super Slot

Rod: "Seems one of life's payoffs is ahead." Starting Super Slot round

Fast Lock

Rod: "Time to tune in to the twilight zone." Starting Fast Lock round

Cousin Itt: "Aaah eeh ehhh aeaeh" 1st fifth of Fast Lock countdown starts

Cousin Itt: "AAAAAAAAHHH" Fast Lock multiball started during 1st fifth of countdown

Rudy: "Hey, it's only pinball" 2nd fifth of Fast Lock countdown starts

Rudy: "(gulp)... Blleeeeahh!!!" Fast Lock multiball started during 2nd fifth of countdown

Whirlwind-guy: "Return to your homes." 3rd fifth of Fast Lock countdown starts

Whirlwind-guy: "Do not panic" Fast Lock multiball started during 3rd fifth of countdown

Earthshaker-guy: "It's sunny drive time" 4th fifth of Fast Lock countdown starts

Earthshaker-lady: "Ooh, gimme shelter" Fast Lock multiball started during 4th fifth of countdown

Banzai Run-guy: "Welcome race fans" Last fifth of Fast Lock countdown starts

Banzai Run-guy: "Go for the hill" Fast Lock multiball started during final fifth of countdown

Super Skill Shot

"This shot requires skill, super skill." Lighting Super Skill Shot via the door panel

"Be careful." Getting ball to manual plunger when Super Skill Shot lit

Greed

"Stakes are higher in the twilight zone." Starting the Greed round.

"There, see what greed will get you?" Scoring 25M or more during Greed round

Robot: "You want more? More .. more .." 5M targets hit during Greed round

Notes on the Musical Score. Much of the main game music is from the song "Twilight Zone" by Golden Earring. When you start a game the music is from the guitar solo in the middle of the song. Once a lock is lit, the main music switches to the chorus. Other familiar tunes are:

* Multiball Theme: Played at start of multiball, before you collect your first jackpot.

* Jackpot Theme: Played from when you score your first Piano Jackpot to the end of multiball.

* Powerball Theme: Played as soon as the machine recognizes the Powerball is on the field, until you load the Gumball Machine, lock the ball, or drain.

* Powerball Mania Theme: One of my favorite pinball music pieces. Played during Powerball Mania, also played during Lost in the Zone and while entering your initials.

* Lock-Two Theme: Locking 2 balls during normal play starts this theme; it's repetitive but catchy. Same music played when your Lost in the Zone scores are being added up.

Many of the rounds have their own music: Town Square Madness, Super Slot, Clock Millions, The Spiral, Greed, Clock Chaos (Pop Goes the Weasel), and Fast Lock (very similar to Whitewater's "Man Overboard" and Addams Family's "Thing Multiball" music)

ADDAMS FAMILY

Situation:

Noise (Parenthesis means I'm not sure)

First putting money in: Uhh. {in various tones}

First pressing START: 
  Look everyone: we have guests! Welcome, honored guest.

Adding another player: That's the spirit!

Continuing play, after a replay: Weeeeelllcome Back

Two consecutive weak plunger shots: You should know better than that.

Plunger shot into swamp: Have a nice swim

Regular Play Noises: Whenever the magnets (Power) is on:
   {Seance, or multi-ball} Feel the power...

Hitting the train wreck: Good Show, Old Man!

Left inlanes, first time per ball: Tish! Gomez!

Right inlane, first time per ball: Gomez! Tish!

Bear Kicks Ramp: Grrrowwllll ';-)

Hitting a Cousin It target, first time per ball: It, old man!

Hitting a successful 5x swamp shot: Quicksand, fumes, toxic waste, all ours!

Collecting an extra ball: Extra balllllll!

Starting an extra ball: Good man! Shoot again! Good show! Shoot again! That's the spirit! Shoot again! Keep the ball, I've got a whole bucketfull. Well played! Shoot again!

Getting a ball into an unopened vault: Dirty Pool, old man! I like it! Scoring over 20M of bonus for one ball: Who says you can't take it with you? {older machines can't have an extra ball to get this quote}

Ending a game with credit left, no match, bad score: Best two out of three?

Ending a game, no match, no credits: Rest in peace.

Obtaining a replay score {newer machines}: It, old man!

Thing Noises:
Sent up the Bear Kicks ramp w/ Thing shot lit: Let's go, Thing!

Thing makes swamp shot: Well Played Thing, you're really on the ball!

Thing grabs a ball for multiball {* see multiball *}

T-H-I-N-G is collected, no stars: No, no, no! No time for that now.

Thing automatically flips lower flippers in time to snaps: 
     Why, thank you, Thing.

Multi-ball related noises

G-R-E-E-D is spelled: Greeeed!

G-R-E-E-D is spelled the second time: There, see what greed will get you?

Ball locked in Thing: That's the spirit Thing, lend a hand

Ball locked in the swamp: Good Thingking! 

Multi-ball: Now you've done it! SHOWTIME!

Locking a ball in Thing during multi-ball: Get the jackpot!

Collecting a Jackpot: {Triple!} {Double!} Jackpot!

Collecting a Jackpot with multi-ball still going: More where that came from!

Hitting the electric chair to start your second multi-ball: 
     It has to warm up so it can KILL you! SHOWTIME!

Missing the jackpot and running out of time on Thing multi-ball: 
     Sorry, old man.

Mansion related noises:

Hitting an unlit Electric Chair: Its not plugged in yet! 
     No, no, no! Missed!

Unlit character hit w/ an extra ball to collect: 
     No, no, no! Get the extra ball! Missed! Get the extra ball!

3 million: Threeeee million!

6 million: Six million!

9 million: Nine million!

Graveyard At Max: Out to the cemetary! Come on, everybody!

Hit Cousin Itt: It's Cousin Itt!

Mamushka: The Maaaaamushka!

Quick Multiball: Quick multiball.

Once the vault opens: Ahh! Straight to the vault!

Tunnel Hunt: Look, darling, just what we're searching for.

First Tunnel: Perhaps it's in here?

Second Tunnel: There it is.

Third Tunnel: Just what we're searching for.

Seance: Seance...Knock Three Times...Feel The Power.....

First Seance Knock: Thats Once!

Second Seance Knock: Twice!

Final Seance Knock: Thrice! Well done!

Thing: Look, darling.

Collecting Thing hurry-up: And that's not all!

Raise The Dead: Raise the Dead! Out to the cemetery, come on everybody!

Light Extra Ball: Get the extra ball!

Attic: {see spoilers below} last and generally least ';-)

Tilt Warning: Careful!

Second Tile Warning: Careful! Careful!

Tilting: Heh, heh, heh, you're a funny guy!

Collecting the Attic: 50 MILLION! Look, Darling! Get the extra ball! Out to the cemetery, come on, everybody! The Maaaamushka! (followed by the other timed awards, when one runs out)