1. A man lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Every day he takes the elevator down to the ground floor to leave for work. Returning home he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?
2. A man and his son are in an accident. The father dies as the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?
3. Man in black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, coat, gloves, ski mask. He walks down a back street with all the street lamps off. A black car comes towards him with lights off but stops in time. How did the driver see the man?
4. Kerry's birthday. 2 days later her older twin brother Terry's birthday. How?
5. Why are round manhole covers better than square ones?
6. A man went to a party, drank some of the punch and left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there, all naked and looking as they did at 21. Looking around for anyone he recognized, he saw a couple and knew immediately they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?
8. A woman had 2 sons born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. They were not twins. How could this be so?
9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says Thank you and walks out. Explain.
If it takes 5 people 1 day to dig up a field, how long does it take 10 people to dig up the same field?
Patty saw 1 duck run in front of 2 ducks, 1 duck behind 2 ducks and 1 duck between 2 ducks. How many ducks did Patty see?
Read this sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Count aloud the Fs in the sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again.
HOW MANY 2-digit [whole] numbers are there?? Come on, you guys ~ ~
What word is always pronounced incorrectly?
Going due South from Tampa FL where do you reach South America?
What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it and the rich need it and if you eat it you die?
One 5-letter word appears 4 times in the Bible. God made Adam from dust but thought it best to make me first, before man to answer God's holy plan. A living being I became and Adam gave me my name. From his presence I withdrew and more of Adam I never knew. I do my maker's law obey, never went from it astray. Thousands of miles I go in fear, but seldom on the earth appear. For purpose wise which God did see, he put a living soul in me. Without hands or feet I travel from pole to pole. I labor hours by day, by night to follow man to give him light. Thousands of people, young and old, by my death great light behold. No right or wrong can I conceive, the scriptures I can't believe. Although my name therein is found, they are to me an empty sound. No fear of death doth trouble me, real happiness I'll never see. When these lines you slowly read, search your Bible with all speed. My name is there, I honestly declare.
Richard Ellis counting his money accidentally left a $100 bill on his desk. When he returned for it it was gone. Only maid and the butler could have seen the bill. The maid said she hid it for safekeeping under a green book on the desk. When they looked the bill was not there. The butler said he found the bill where the maid left it and placed it inside the book, where he thought was less chance somebody would find it. He wrote down the page numbers, 35 and 36, so he would not forget them. When they looked there was no money in the book. After Mr Ellis talked to the maid and the butler he called the police. He knew who took the money. Who was it? How did he know?
30 days hath September. Why is February the shortest month?
Julius Caesar hating cold wanted to get this chilly month over ASAP.
The moon travels through its phases more quickly in February.
February was the last month on the Roman calendar and they ran out of days.
What's your best guess??