We here at An Informal Archive of El Físico Nuclear Related Web Links are very pleased to announce that Amazon.com has finally catalogued Hermester Barrington's tale of valor and treachery, Death Trap at La Puente: El Fisico Nuclear and The Agents of Cal-International Pro Wrestling, Inc.! This is truly a great day for Nucleares everywhere--the mightest river/bookseller on the planet has recognized our existence! From this point on, the battle between dark and light is tipped in favor of the latter, and Vandal Drummond shall fall from his perch like Lucifer being cast out of the heavens! Hurray for Amazon! Hurray for Hermester! Hurray for El Físico Nuclear and his fans everywhere! Hurray hurray hurray! Do not delay--buy Death Trap at La Puente!
An excerpt from Death Trap at La Puente: El Físico Nuclear and
The Agents of Cal-International Pro Wrestling, Inc.
by Hermester Barrington
(This next scene unfolds as the evil Vandal Drummond extends his hand toward
El Físico Nuclear as a greeting before the match begins. The depth of
Vandal's treachery is revealed in what follows!)
The pithecoid Vandal Drummond stuck out
his hand and waddled, on stumpy legs and oversized feet, toward The
Physicist. El Físico, being a trusting soul, took it. Then, apparently
according to a prearranged signal, the bell rang. Before El Físico could
respond, the monkey man had flung the Super Scientist to the mat and begun
kicking him. The Ancient Astronaut could feel a rib crack, and his ears rang
with pain as the audience booed.
That cracked rib did not stop The Physicist, however, as he leapt to his
feet to grapple with Vandal. To the sound of his fans' encouragement, El
Físico rose to his full stature, flexed his bulging muscles, and charged the
misshapen anthropoid. Fur and neutrinos flew about the auditorium as they
flipped each other about the ring. Just as El Físico nearly had him pinned,
however, the malodorous slop exuded by the man ape allowed him to slip out
of The Physicist's grasp. El Físico took the opportunity to wipe himself
clean and catch his breath. When he looked up again, Vandal had leapt from
the highest ropes, brandishing a folding chair, and was descending upon The
Children's Hero, ready to smite him to the ground!
Will Evil win out over Good? Will Truth! Science! and Fair Play! prevail?
The only way to find out is to read Death Trap
at La Puente in its entirety! available for only $5 postage paid! Send
check or money order for $5, made out to Kurt Brown, to: Viva la Lucha, P.O.
Box 937, Brea,
Calif 92822, or contact Hermester Barrington
for more information.
Of course, this book would not have been published if it were not for that publishing genius Kurt Brown, mind-master of Viva la Lucha Publications. While we wait for the newest installment of The Fisico Nuclear Experience, we can enjoy back issues of this wacky magazine. Contact lyger at aol.com for prices and more information!
And we here at An Informal Archive of El Físico Nuclear Related Web Links have been adding back issues of The Fisico Nuclear Experience to the catalog at Amazon at a tremendous rate! Here are the first:
Summer Exploration 1994!
Dancing Throughout
October 1994!
Fly-Fishing Over and Into March 1995!
The new Fisico Nuclear Experience is ALMOST HERE! The cover proves it! I have it on excellent authority from the publisher that he is working day and night to finish it and get it into your hot little hands! To whip him further into a frenzy, email him at lyger at aol.com!!! E-mail him early, e-mail him often, e-mail him NOW! the world has too long not echoed with the words of El Físico Nuclear! Speak the name of he who walks in the path of Truth! Science! and Fair Play!
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