Did El Físico Nuclear come to our planet to watch the 1984 Olympics? Read this article and decide for yourself!
The reasons that El Físico Nuclear prefers a Red Barchetta to all other sports cars are found on the music page of this archive.
UFO hot spots are frequently plagued by interference of radio and television transmissions. The reasons for this are not completely understood, but at least some of these disruptions are due to El Físico Nuclear as he flies by in his experimental spacecraft. The Physicist can generate static electricity by rubbing his thighs together, like a cricket. When he does this quickly enough, it creates enough energy to cause his spaceship to activate the Tesla coil in the engine room. This free energy perpetuates itself with only minimal effort on the part of the pilot. Once the coil is primed, by merely crossing or uncrossing his legs the Physicist can produce enough energy to keep his craft afloat for at least a week.
(I am grateful to Bibelus for bringing this to my attention.)
Many are convinced that the craft below is that of El Físico Nuclear. Note, however, the absence of the famed Mu symbol, which would mark it as his own without a doubt. The absence of shadows beneath the craft, however, is an indication that the pilot has the ability to bend light--an ability that El Físico Nuclear has demonstrated many times. The fact that it also resembles a model space ship, manufactured by Revell in the 1970's, is likewise an indication of proprietorship by El Físico Nuclear: The Physicist often takes icons from popular culture as the blueprint for his manifestations.
Click on the word Parasaurolophus to hear the song of this dinosaur. It is somewhat similar to that of El Físico Nuclear's Muon Catalyzed Fusion Powered Interdimensional Craft, phasing in and out of our dimensions.
El Físico Nuclear's favorite automobile is the AMC Pacer, in part because it was back-engineered from wreckage recovered from the Sinai Desert--the wreckage from the very same escape pod that brought El Físico Nuclear to earth when the Elder Gods destroyed his mother ship. The Pacer prototype was the first American vehicle to use the principles of Zero Point Energy, and as a result was halted by the oil companies (Information about Zero Point Energy can be found at the Earth Tech International Webpage). Everyone associated with the project experienced missing time. Only El Físico Nuclear managed to escape them without injury or memory loss. The oil barons are still looking for him, but he is very hard to catch when his vehicle can reach Mach 4! He regularly joins up with other members of the AMC Pacer Club, with which he is associated.
And here is a graphic link for the Earth Tech International Webpage.
El Físico Nuclear often tricks us through the use of reverse psychology. For example, he most often travels about in a craft disguised as a lenticular cloud. The first reaction of the bewildered viewer is to exclaim "Oh my gosh! A UFO!!!" The viewer then "realizes" that it is "merely" an oddly shaped cloud. The Physicist is then free to move away from his adoring fans and to the safety of his Bungalow of Solitude.
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