WISCONSIN DELLS--Bucky the Badger: cute-costumed mascot of the University of Wisconsin or bizarre immortal space alien? That's the question sparked by newly discovered pictures chipped in stone by Native Americans 5,000 years ago. Ancient petroglyphs on cliffs overlooking the Wisconsin River have seem to suggest that Bucky -- the same man-sized prankster who frolics at college football games -- is not a gigantic badger at all, but a disguised ancient astronaut, according to archeologists from the private Society for Undertaking Realistic Explanations (SURE).

"Here in the rocks is a clear depiction of a man-sized badger carrying several human figures through the air to safety from a flood," said Dr. Rufus Von Damen, SURE's lead investigator. To forestall vandalism Von Damen could not reveal the precise location of the petroglyphs, but he did display several photographs of a panel of rock some 10 by 20 feet. On the rocks were a series of seemingly innocuous scratches. But when exposed to only a ultraviolet light, he said, the scratches coalesce into an amazingly clear scratches which can be interpreted by experts.

"The most important lesson here is not to accept every Bucky at face value," Von Damen warns. He suggested testing any Bucky with a few quantum mechanical concepts thrown into casual conversation. An ancient astronaut will not miss a beat while a normal human disguised as Bucky will lose the thread of the conversation. All Buckys should also be carefully followed and videotaped, Von Damen insisted, in order to catch them in the act of levitating.
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