words and music by el maughan
music written 2003, words written july 2004
recorded 2003 and july 2004 at banana studios, guisborough
recorded and produced by lee maughan
availabilty: Snakes And Ladders

LYRICS

Shape up dirtbag, you're not wanted anymore
You only signed up 'cos your family wasn't sure
They thought you were a bender and they thought you weren't so tough
And now you've gone and proved them right you mincing little poof

You left the army now you're on your own again
With a case of vaseline and a copy of "Just For Men"

The uniform was garish and it always made you itch
The Sergeant was your favourite but he made you his own bitch
You had to face the pressure but you couldn't handle it
You spent far too much time just polishing your helmet

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