words by el moon, music by el moon with el maughan
written 2004
recorded 2004 at banana studios, guisborough
recorded and produced by lee maughan
availabilty: El Gringo & Mysteriou Dan Split CD

LYRICS

El Humphries
Whatever shall we do?
El Humphries
Its not the same without you

You like a nice badger
For your Friday morning breakfast
But we know you like voles aswell

You came down after football in the rain
From that point on, things we're never the same
I need a rhyming dictionary, I cant find words that rhyme
Now my watch is broken and I dont have the time

El Humphries, I wrote these chords for you
El Chumphries, Nothing else will do
We like have you, on our side
Come and be our collective bride

El Humphries
Whatever shall we do?
El Humphries
Its not the same without you

You like a nice camel
For your Saturday morning breakfast
But we know you like bullocks aswell

You need to buy el maughan, some new headphones
Give the dog his bones and get him some headphones
But still we all know your face
it stays the same, even in the pouring sun

El Humphries
Have got a disease
El Humphries
Oh darling please

You like a nice whippet
For your Sunday morning breakfast
But we know you like weasels aswell

Lift your eyes up to the skies
And tell me from your heart
You're a great big lazy arrogant shite
We knew it from the start

El Humphries
Whatever shall we do
Without you
In El Gringoo

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