words and music by el maughan
written 2004
recorded 2004 at banana studios, guisborough
recorded and produced by lee maughan
availabilty: Snakes And Ladders

LYRICS

You lost all your weight
And now the papers hate
YOU!
YOU!
The papers hate you

Why arent you a fat cow anymore?
Why arent you a fat sow anymore?

Your father was a famous author
You were a famous eater
He wrote about chocolate and peaches
You wore thongs and leather

So why dont you get all your weight back?
Every hour with a tasty hot snack
FOOD!

Cheese, biscuits and crisps
Potates and waffles
Chips
Pies and pasties
Hot things
To make you round
Round, round

Why arent you a fat cow anymore?
Why arent you a fat sow like you were before?

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