TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER

words by el humphries, music by el maughan
words written 2003, music written november 2004
recorded november 2004 at banana studios, guisborough
recorded and produced by lee maughan
availabilty: Haphazard Slapdash Fashion

LYRICS

(Verse 1)

You used to drink shampoo in the morning,
It made your insides really clean,
But one time you overdid it,
and almost ruptured your splean.

(Verse 2)

You used to have toothpaste for dinner,
It made you smell all minty,
You just love to squeeze it,
and dream of rubbing it all over me,

(Chorus 1)

So don't mess about,
cos if you dont know what you're doing,
You could really hurt yoursely one day (X2)
one day,
one day,

(Verse 3)

I used to snort talk in the evening,
I used to make me feel all dizzy,
then I'd throw some in the air,
and pretend it was snowing,

(chorus 2)

So I won't mess about,
cos if I dont know what I'm doing,
I could really hurt Myself one day (X2)
one day,
one day,
one day,
one day,
one day,

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