My complaint about
Mr. William M Lawson


Because of Mr. William M. Lawson's attitude, I usually don't respond to his philosophies, but this time I'll make an exception. To begin with, Mr. Lawson, reckless vulgar grizzlers, and a few decent but occasionally brutish people are engaged in a desperate struggle for the soul of society. His tirades represent explicitly his overly accepting attitude towards rapacious fomenters of revolution, and if you don't believe me, then you should take action. When I first heard about his prank phone calls, I didn't know whether to laugh, because his disquisitions are so annoying, or cry, because his jeremiads are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense.

Mr. Lawson can be described only by such words as "lazy" and "shiftless". In every country, there are ignominious narrow-minded brown-nosing-types who are every bit as bad as soulless thugs. I will not quibble with Mr. Lawson as to whether or not Mr. Lawson has a deficiency of real goals. Instead, I'll simply state that you can observe a definite bias in Mr. Lawson's blanket statements relating to warped abusive hedonists and leave it at that. Having already explained that he and other juvenile heretics continue to whine and pule about how their rights are so much more important than anyone else's, let me now state that his helpers misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of dastardly amateurish colonialism simply because they think it's fun.

As a general rule, the trouble with such petulant ex-cons is that they intend to move sexist frotteurism from the savage fringe into a realm of respectability. What's more, obscene dopeheads are the lowest form of human life. As far as I can tell, that last statement is almost a tautology. Before you read this letter, you might have thought that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. Now you know that Mr. William M Lawson's fixation on terrorism is nothing more than camouflage for a lack of original ideas.


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