Cartoon Night 2001


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ha-ha! You thought I'd procrastinate for another month and a half, didn't you? I'll show you! I'll show you all! The Cartoon Night page is here! It lives!

A disturbing aside:  in this shot, Frankie looks a _teensie_ bit like Yours Truly.  Poor guy.
Little known fact: Frank was actually cast as Lois Lane in the upcoming "Superman Lives" film,
but he walked when the project lost Kevin Smith and Nicholas Cage.

Look out, Superman!  The sun is exploding again!
Chad's either supposed to be Jimmy Olsen or Ogre from "Revenge of the Nerds".
I'm not quite sure.
Zee! Zee! Zee!

His ass, that is.  Not that he's an ass.  He isn't.  It's just his ass is in the shot, ya know.  And I guess he isn't really wearing a mask...  But he parts his hair on the other side.  Or something.  Look, I'm just gonna move right along, 'kay?
Who was that masked ass?

Yup, when Zod came to town, Clark was frolicking in his skivvies.  Now he's Non's bitch.
We finally know what Clark's really doing in the broom closet...

I was _this_ close to belting cornholio and his sidekick that night...
Hoo-kay, from left to right: Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls (Thanks, Heathyre!),
Tank Girl, Silent Bob, Butthead, and Beavis.

Umm...  The love child of Friar Tuck and the Black Canary?
There really shoulda been a "Most Obscure" award.

Sixty billion.  No less.  And what the hell is _that_ expression, Rob?
He's "either Vash the Stampede or a Canadian bounty hunter".

So this is planet Houston...
Look out, Superman! It's General Zod!