This Summer from Marvel Comics: X-HOH!
Hello, children!
I must've missed the episode where Aeon hooks up with a big Nubian dance instructor.
Frankie as a Powerpuff Girl? Adam as a hissing, half-dressed Mumm-Ra?
Allyson in quasi-orgasmic rapture? I don't know what to comment on!
It's the annual Cartoon Network Dance-Off!
heel-toe, heel-toe...
He's the strongest; he's the quickest; he's the best!
Y'know, it's hard to believe that three people dressed as Aeon Flux, Mumm-Ra the Ever Living,
and Melody from Josie and the Pussycats can look this somber.
So I had this idea, see? Just hear me out. Okay, the Matrix was really,
really successful, right? And Baywatch ran for, like, ten seasons...