" There are many other stories behind the scene, and I know you are eager to know about it, since most of them affect your life more then you can ever imagine. It was just another day at the collection division of the IRS in Santa Ana. This time the taxpayer called with very unusual story to tell. The caller was foreigner, from one of the South American countries, ElSalvador or else, and an illegal alien into the United States. The caller, Mr. ElSoduce, allegedly met in his native country; American military family. The people who ElSoduce met were couple of a married soldiers, husband and wife. In his story ElSoduce claimed to impregnate the soldier wife and becoming a father of the child. He became a father of a little girl-daughter. According to this story, the soldier wife and ElSoduce mistress at the same time supplied him with her husband social security number, making her Casanova, a part of their extended family. Perhaps ElSoduce helped himself, we don't know, but according to him the soldier wife was his little helper. armed with his most powerful tool, the social security number there is, ElSoduce came to America illegally and began his double life. Over the years our immigrant seems to enjoy his peaceful, tranquil life style in America, while the soldier and his wife were enjoying theirs on the military basis in his native South America. Finally, the time has come for ElSoduce and after so many years of success and hard work on both continents, ElSoduce decided to become a legal citizen. The dream has come true, many years of his hard work in the United States suppose to pay back, and as a father of an American child, ElSoduce felt to have a full right to be legalized. All he needed to do was to report his illegal income to the IRS and start paying his very legal taxes. Imagine, after all those years this was the only thing that IRS wanted him to do anyway. Now, classifying this as a special location file is worth mentioning how well the soldiers are classified. Not even Army knows their domicile. Whose interest is it and whose is the child.

Chapter 5