The computer is smarter but harder to turn on!

A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes,

"do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

There was three girls a brown head, a red head, and a blonde head. They where going to go on a hike in the desert and

the brown head said she would take some food if they got hungry,

the red head said she would bring water if they got thirsty,

and the blonde head said she'd bring a car door........so if they got hot she could roll down the window.

A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blond is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells

"No, honey, don't do it."

The blond replies "Shut up, you're next."