> >Subject: Singaporean jokes
> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > 3 POWs were caught by the Germans in a
> war. They
> >> > > > were told that they will be shot at
> >> > > > while they ran 100 metres. If they survived
> after that
> >> > > > > >> > > > they would
> >> > > > then
> >> > > > be set free. So, the 3, a British, a
> Japanese & a
> >> > > > Singaporean, lined up at the
> >> > > > start. Bang! They started to ran like they
> never did
> >> > > > before. At the
> >> > > > 80 metre mark, the
> >> > > > British was
> >> > > > shot down. Before he went down, he > patriotically
> >> > > > shouted, "Long
> >> > > > live the queen"
> >> > > > > >> > > > At 90 metres, the Japanese was shot. Before
> he went
> >> > > > down, he
> >> > > > shouted,
> >> > > > Banzai" and
> >> > > > died.
> >> > > > > >> > > > Now the Singaporean was at 93m, 95m, 98m, > 99m .... ...
> >> > > > > >> > > > Bang! He, too, was shot down. Before he
> died, he
> >> > > > shouted Ka..Kaaa Kan nin Nah!!..one meter
> also no > >> > > >
discount.... > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > >
One day, at KK hospital, 4 babies
> were
> >> > > > born.... a German baby, a Jewish baby, a
> Filipino baby
> >> > > > and a Singaporean baby. However, by
> mistake, someone
> >> > > > reshuffled the babies and the nurse who was on duty
> >> > > > that day couldn't differentiate the babies
> as they
> >> > > > were too young. (all babies look the same
> when they
> >> > > > are newly born) So this poor nurse couldn't > figure out
> >> > > > how to tell the babies apart....and she > went to ask
> >> > > > the head matron how to tell the difference.
> The head
> >> > > > matron thought for a while... then she came
> up with a
> >> > > > really fantastic solution.... she went:
> "Heil Hitler!"
> >> > > > > >> > > > And the German baby answered: "Heil > Hitler!"
> >> > > > And the Jewish baby seeing the German baby,
> shit in
> >> > > > his diapers. And the Singaporean baby,
> seeing the mess
> >> > > > made by the Jewish baby,turned to the
> Filipino baby in
> >> > > > disgust and said: "Hey you, clean up the > mess!"
> >> > >> > >