Subject: Little Johnny's Father
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/ / /\ Q. Why do women pay more attention
/ / .-`````-. / ^`-. to their appearance than to
\ \ / \_/ {|} `o improving their minds?
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\ \/ / \, \( `^^^ A. Because,...
\ \/\ (\ ) A lot of men are stupid,
\ ) \ ) \ \ but very few are blind.
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Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard.
Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.
The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an
arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"
The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a
hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"
Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head.
He then said: "Sorry, dudes... but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a
civil servant. He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!"