Subject: Funny
A man walked into his office and told his male coworkers his wife had
given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn't going to get
any sex.
They asked him, "How long do you think you'll be able to hold out?"
"Until my girlfriend dies"
~~~~~~
I was sitting outside one cloudy day, reminiscing on all the bad luck
I was having. Everything was going wrong. Feeling bad, I looked up to
the heavens with outstretched arms and said " Why me, Lord, Why me."
All of a sudden there was a clap of thunder and a bolt of lightning,
and as the clouds parted, a booming voice came down from the sky, and
said "Because, Steve, there's something about you that just pisses
me off"
~~~~~~
Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes
on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "but
I guess it's impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then
everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in
three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year
and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered,
"Try going alone next time"