Subject: Funny 3

A guy gets on a bus in down town, and sits next to this lady. A

little while into the ride he turns to the lady and asks, "Can I

smell your crotch?"

"Certainly NOT!" replies the lady, in her most indignant voice.

"Oh," says the guy, "it must be your feet then."

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Puck(er up?)

Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, "You know,

eighty percent of all men think the best way to end a fight is to

make love."

"Well," said the other woman, "that'll certainly revolutionize the

game of hockey!"

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Boss Jokes

Q: What's the difference between your boss and the subway?

A: Sometimes you miss the subway.

Q: What's the difference between your boss and time?

A: You can kill time.

Q: Why won't the postman go to your boss's house?

A: Because his dog's mean, too.

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and your boss?

A: One's a annoyingly relentless, pain-inflicting bloodsucker always

buzzing about you.

The other's an insect.

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